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ESL teacher.

High school English literature/composition teacher

Oh, what the heck.

Writer.

Merchandiiser

Farmer

Cartographer, specifically aeronautical charts.

Pensions Consultant (in the UK - I know nothing about US (or any other country’s) pension rules, unfortunately).

Emergency Physician

A-ha! You have been in demand: I think folks were wondering if we had any Farmer Dopers here, and a Farmer “Ask the…” thread has been asked for here.

Independent Domestic Abuse Advocate

and on evenings/weekends

Youth Theatre Practitioner

Ornithologist
Exhibition Curator
(also a science and proposal writer, but “writer” has been taken.)

Official Job Title: Auditor

What My Job Title Means: Dude who opens up boxes of merchandise in the warehouse and gets them ready for distribution, checks for damage, etc.

Archaeologist (prehistoric - as in that’s my specialty, not that I myself am prehistoric) with a private consulting practice.

Unix Systems Administrator / Arcitect
Network Administrator / Architect
CTO

Though I have but a lowly M.A., I’m going to say Musicologist.

Insurance actuary

Security systems engineer. (Design, develop and deploy security systems for a large multi-site company.)

I have to ask who an archaeologist privately consults for. I have visions of Holmes saying to Watson “I am the last court of appeal, a private consulting … archaeologist.”

Do you have people desperate for information bringing in their Jovitos golden birthing idols and the like?

High School teacher - American Government, Economics, AP European History, Speech & Debate

Information Analyst – for a pretty big bank.

This is a bit of a cheat. I’d say what I do falls somewhere between Project Manager and Database Analyst (both of which have already been posted), but no one specifically mentioned “Information Analyst” yet.

Chalk me up as “Banker” if you feel like it.