…I would have an enchanting magical evening.
Well its the full moon and I am getting closer to going home from work to an empty house. How do you suppose this is going to turn enchanting and magical??
Any suggestions? Any babes wanna help me out here?!?! 
A wizard will be waiting just inside your door to turn you into a frog-prince?
Hey, that would be magical and enchanting!!! 
In bed?
OK!!!
Ahhhhhhh hellwithit.
Later I might just go watch some porn on the stolen pay-per-view.
Probably I’ll just go to bed.
Fuckin chinese… I can just hear them laughing.