It’s been a while since there has been a fortune cookie thread, so I’m making one, right now.
I just got this one tonight:
“
There is a true and sincere friendship between you both :)”
Apparently, not only do I have another personality, but we share “a true and sincere friendship”. Cool.
What do you have?
I am of the “add the words ‘in bed’ after your fortune” school, so I offer these recent beauties:
You are popular and make friends easily…in bed.
Success follows you…in bed.
New ideas lead to new joys…in bed.
How about tea fortunes? I’m currently drinking a herbal tea* that says, “Where there is love, there is no question,” on the tag. This morning I got one that said something along the lines of, “When all you know is light, you have enlightenment.” That one made me laugh a little.
*It’s labeled herbal but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was really made from dehydrated hippies…it has that taste about it.
During our drive along US Route 66 (we went all the way from Chicago to LA) during the spring of 2007, my wife and I stopped at a Japanese steakhouse in Amarillo, Texas. The fortune we got after the meal summed up the entire trip.
Very spooky.
After a dinner with a woman I was totally infatuated with, three identical fortunes in one cookie:
She broke up with me less than a month later. 
From the “WTF Translator Guy?” department:
“It is good to be remembered, but far cheaper to be forgotten.”
I keep this one in my wallet because the weirdness makes me smile.
