My Maserati dealer folded, damnit!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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http://www.jsonline.com/business/34743614.html

And it just opened this summer. Now me and the other six Maserati owners in Wisconsin have to drive our gas guzzling pigs all the way to Chicago to get them serviced.
This economy sucks!

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I’d drive by there from NOVA in mine just for the hell of it and to get an oil change, now I can’t. Damn it.

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Oh, poor you with your Maserati. I feel *sooo *bad for you!

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I feel you. Between this and having a dick that’s too big to put in my pants - it’s a wonder I get any powerbrokering done.

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You imagine how much it cost to dry dock my yacht…

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Come on! Probably one of those Toyota Corolla knock offs.

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At least with the cheapening Euro and the low price of gas, I’m still able to jet over to Paris in my Lear for dinner.

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This is officially the least sad thing I’ve heard during this economic crisis.

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At least the leaders of Ford, GM, and Chrysler can still afford their private jets.

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What year and model do you drive?

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My Maserati does one eighty five. I lost my dealer, now I don’t drive.

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As this is probably going to turn into a “Ask the guy who drives a maserati” thread, my question is: How do you like it? Worth it? Have you driven an aston, and how do they compare?

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I was thinking of one of these.Maserati Enthusiasts' Page.

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I think you’re being whoshed by the OP. I have it on good authority that the OP drives a locally built AMC Pacer, at least until he finishes restoring the Gremlin on blocks in the back yard.

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No, no, no…I believe you’ve been confused by the known connections between Lamborghini, Maserati, et al., and the wondrous AMC Pacer: Center of the Known Automotive Universe, thus leading you to think you’re seeing a Pacer rather than the OP’s Maserati. Some sort of cognitive dissonance thingie or hydrocarbon poisoning or something.

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Bah…Maserati…that’s just a Ferrari with a different skin and some partnership with Alfa Romeo.

Cheap knockoff.

:slight_smile:

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Damn you Projammer!

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I bet it’s the Quattroporte. Lucky bastard… I could only afford a 2 door.

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Fred Flintstone once drove a Maserocki.

I’m just sayin’.

http://www.cartoon-factory.com/cartoon_art/382776-Flintstones%20Maserocki.html

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Excuse me, but where in the USA do you get to drive this car (to its true capabilities)? All well and good (your car can hit 160 MPH)-but get caught doing his, and its an immediate license revocation.
In the meantime, your prized wheels look remarkabley like a Buick Lucerne! (Only the Buick is about $90,000 less).