I apologize in advance. This is going to be a little disjointed, because I’m really upset.
Some background information: I haven’t seen my parents for about nine or ten years. They’re alcoholics. They subjected me to a great deal of physical and emotional abuse, and I left home as soon as I was legally able to.
So I come home from work yesterday, and my partner says to me, “Call my parents house quick! The Ottawa Police are they’re asking about you!” I desperately think what the hell did I do? So I call the house and speak to the officer there. And they were just asking if I was OK. It turns out they were called by the NY state police. So I call the Troopers. They got a call from someone in an insurance company, turns out that my “Mom” was trying to collect life insurance on me! Only she needed a death certificate issued! And so she tried to get one!
So I spoke to the Troopers, got everything sorted out with them. The officer told me that they would be investigating this insurance fraud! I still have to call the insurance company, but I expect I can straighten everything out. I hope.
So there, “Mom”! I hope you get sent to jail.