My move to the retirement facility (If joining the thread late, at least skim the first few posts)

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I’ll help you with that @Old_Wench (and all credit to them for the research)

The Old Dopers Retirement Home

Spinning off from the thread about being sick and living alone… I think Cecil Adams and the Straight Dope organization should open a retirement facility for Old Dopers. It could be run as a non-profit or a co-op. Think of how great it would be to be guaranteed great conversation any time, games, recipes, people to rant to/with, humor, movie nights, field trips…what a fine crew to spend your golden years with! The care standards would have to be high, because we’re a smart and picky bunch. Mayb…