You’d be amazed how many people complimented me on my attractive muff today. Several people even reached out to stroke it, which I thought a bit forward.
It may be old, but it still does its job! Surely I couldn’t be the only woman on this cold winter day walking about with her hands in her muff?
Mmmmm, your muff sounds warm and welcoming. Could you send us a picture?
Just keep it away from Cher around Christmas.
Nothing warms the cockles of my heart more than a woman with an attractive muff.
As long as you don’t try to warm your cockles in my muff . . .
Is it fur-lined? I prefer these to the ones that are silky smooth.
It’s covered with lush black fur and is silky-smooth inside.
Oh, and it has a decorative red bow hanging from it.
Ooh, like a gift boat.
Um…what is a muff to you people? I only ask because…uh…it might mean something different to me. Or else I’m just an idiot and am getting whoosed big time.
On re-reading, I AM getting whoosed!
Carry on.,
As long as they didn’t try sticking their fingers in your muff.
BTW, if you don’t mind my asking, how tight is your muff? The reason I ask is my ex-gf had a muff so damn small I could only get one fist in at a time.
A good muff is simply priceless, I agree. You are simply the pinnacle of style.
Note that Eve plainly stated that she had both hands in her muff. So she is either small-boned or very talented. 
Is there a proper way to clean a muff? Like if you slid on the ice and went sliding muff first into a snow bank.
I didn’t see any muffs today in NYC.
I do sometimes see them in the summer.
Oh wait, I’m talking about something else.
A muff packed full of snow is a terrible thing to contemplate!
goodness, i haven’t beheld a muff since i was 10ish. i had one as a kid from about 3ish to 10ish. by then much of the fur had worn away. i only used it on weekends not weekdays.
sure kept your hands warm. now that i’m thinking about it they were rather handy things.
All I can say is walking around with your hands in your muff is still infinitely preferable to the girls I see going around wearing their fanny packs*.
*UK reference
Total hijack: welcome, Nunavut Boy! With tisiphone and Miss Magic8Ball, we’ve got one from each territory now. 
I’m a guy, so I don’t have a muff. 
I did visit the sea food shop, though. I left with a nice slab of white fish. I didn’t have a bag to put it in, so I walked home with a firm grip on my cod-piece.