My new addiction: Edy's Twix ice cream

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So my wife asks me to go grocery shopping last Sunday. I notice ice cream is on the list so I save that for last because I don’t want it to melt all over the other stuff. But as I’m shopping I realize I haven’t had ice cream in probably a year or so. We always keep it in the house but I just really don’t like sweets. If I’m going to eat something I’d much rather make a sandwich. So now when it’s time to pick out the ice cream I’m actually looking forward to it. I’m walking slowly down the isle checking out my choices,* vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, coffee (I really like coffee ice cream but I’m sure the wife would balk at it), wait - what’s this? *…………………

Then I saw it, Edy’s Twix ice cream. I held off for a couple days but on Wednesday night I caved in and ate half the gallon in one sitting in front of the TV watching some movie at 2:00 AM while my wife and daughter slept. There’s gonna be hell to pay but I don’t care.

So what are you’re newly found food addictions?

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I just may have to try out Twix when the “limited time” that my own current fave, Edy’s Girl Scout Cookie flavors will be available is over. I’m particularly fond of Samoas, both the cookies and ice cream. I must add, “Well done!” I’m no timid nibbler but I don’t think I’ve ever polished off a whole half gallon in one sitting.

If you’re truly passionate about this Edy’s flavor you can sign up at their website to receive email when your local store is taking delivery.

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Damn those bastards at Edy’s and Ben and Jerry’s, with their Limited Edition flavors! They put them out just long enough to get you hooked, then yank them out of circulation!

Just go to the ice cream freezers at any store, and see the shaking, red-eyed junkies, pawing through the pints and gallons, desperately hoping one Twix or Peppermint flavor is left . . .

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WHAT?! Limited Edition?! WTF is that?!

There better NOT be any ice cream dissappearing jack-assery going on around here!

OK - lemme think, lemme THINK!
I’m gonna need a walk in freezer and a refrigerated U-Haul trailer. If I hit every Jewel, Dominics, Cub foods, White Hen and 7-11 in a 20 mile radius and stockpile the entire local supply it just might last long enough to reverse-engineer the formula and set up the home factory!
Yeah! This could work!

zoid runs out of house, wife screaming “Where are you going, it’s almost midnight!”

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Ben & Jerry’s Waffle Cone Sundae. It must be the work of aliens because no human being could create something that divine.