He’s a doctor for goodness sake. He won’t have a problem writing - think of all those prescriptions - but the editor is going to have a hell of a time deciphering the scrawl.
That’s where computers come in handy. 
And if you’re not referring to the handwriting, then I think that he does a much better job of committing this to paper than most other writers could! I laughed out loud several times while reading that, which hardly ever happens. 
Oh, and thankyou Qadgop, you have made my time as a lurker much more enjoyable 
He’s Peniscostal? For some reason I had the idea he was Urinitarian Universalist or maybe Penisbyterian…
[sub]Yes, I am still in junior high. Thanks for asking.[/sub]
If he was hit on the head, I think you were looking in the wrong place.
The man was unconscious, so a good nurse would place a urinary catheter so the man would not soak his bed sheets. That sort of requires looking at that place.
Not to mention just being thorough and checking the man everywhere for other injuries.
How could you forget the Free Willy Baptists?
Made good use of the prison OED, did he?
What the hell else you supposed to do when you’re in a state of incarcitorial impecuniosity?
“Hey, honey, it’s time to put up the Christmas tree again…”
Oh c’mon, you can’t fool us with this ‘good nurse’ crap; here’s what really happened:
Nurse 1: Hmmm… pupils dilated and bilaterally unresponsive; you know what this means?
Nurse 2: Yes, we get to look at his nob
N1: Shouldn’t we intubate and stabilise his neck?
N2: There’ll be time for that later, jeez! what the hell is that? A christmas tree?
That just reminded me of a bizarre commercial I saw last year.
A couple of lady detectives are at a crime scene, looking down at a body on the floor. They can’t figure out why somebody’d want to kill this woman.
Cop#1: Nice hair, though.
Cop#2: Yeah.
Cop#1: Think she highlights?
Cop#2: One way to be sure… reaches down and unzips body bag…
What the hell was THAT a commercial for??
Clairol: Only her homicide invistigator knows for sure.
Man, I gotta get cable.
On the director commentary for “Se7en,” they’re talking about the large actor who was the gluttony murder. They thought he was such a trooper for sitting face-down in spaghetti for all those hours. When his character was THEN required to lay nude in the morgue, they made a dummy and gave him a really huge schlong. Just as a reward, for being such a nice guy and all.
Lovely penis story, Q.
I always thought Q the M was Epeniscopalian, though he might be a Methodicks.
[sub]I sit behind lno in history class[/sub]
I have no idea. I was so shocked by the last line that I completely spaced out on the product placement at the end.
Why, to go with his merry Christmas balls, of course!
Glans piercing and tattooing is pretty standard. I’ve even seen organs flayed open along the dorsum, up thru the glans. But why anyone would want their generative member to look like something you’d order at Nathan’s deli (sprinkle a few poppy seeds on said member and they’re twins separated at birth) is beyond me.
Priapism; His worst nightmare.