Man, we really gotta do more for practicing doctors in this country…
Um, why? not that the others make any more sense…
According to the BME Encyclopedia’s article on urethral rerouts (link I gave is work-safe, rest of the site often isn’t)
So, to summarize, it’s because humans are weird. Weird, weird, WEIRD.
Say, I wonder why Blown & Injected hasn’t weighed in on the matter? I mean, given his user name, you’d think that this would be right up his alley, so to speak.
Ah!!! AAHHH!!! Thank you, elfbabe, I finally found my creepy-limit!
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww!
pant, pant My skin is crawling off my head to flop off somewhere behind my desk. I have the willies like I’ve never had before. :eek:
I simply cannot imagine the UTIs you’re asking for with that. Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Must go scrub my brain. Maybe with floss through my ears: ;j
Nacotics for everyone!
Hah! As if that’ll happen. Toradol IM or Ibuprofen orally for everyone who’s not NSAID intolerant! Make sure and take with food! Don’t take if already taking another NSAID regularly. Stop if GI upset occurs.
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But doc, I have this pain in my penis. I’ve tried Advil and Aleve and Ibuprofen and Tylenol and even Aspirin and it doesn’t help.
Got any oxycontin?
And some Cialis samples?
Ya gotta help me doc, I’m in pain and nothing works!
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‘F*ckin’ croaker wouldn’t even give me a goof ball.’
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Just so you all know, when I called home last night, Qadgop happily informed me that his reference to the bagel dog-like appearance of the penis in question was not just poetic license. The resemblance, he says, was uncanny.
God. I’m sure if I ever have to say “bagel dog” from now on, it’s going to come out as “penis dog”. Dad, this is your fault!
You know, I can NOT imagine discussing penises of ANY sort with my father, much less ones that look like bagel dogs.
And either I’ve been hanging out on the fringes too long, or something, because I am actually more creeped out by discussing male sexual organs with my dad than with the BME encyclopedia, which is truly a reference for those facing the bizarre.
Whoa! Slow down there, Party Animal!
I take it you were never a doctor’s kid then, Broomstick. Elfbabe knew the correct anatomic terms for nearly all body parts since elementary school. “No dear, it’s pronounced tray-gus. Not trag-us.”
What can I say? I live on the edge!
“Boo!”
“Very well - narcotics for no one!”
“Boo!”
“Very well - narcotics for some, miniature American flags for the rest!”
“YAAAY!”
Now see, threads like this make the subscription fee worth it.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Thanks Smeg!
This thread is a true classic. Oh, and I’m glad that my tax money is being properly . . um. . . husbanded.
I thought he was a seven inch adventest
What, no jokes about me working in a penistentiary? 