My selfish little brat of a sister.

Indeed!

If we’re to keep the narrative coherent (I say, being sum1’s fuccin english teacher), we gotta assume the original poster was a girl–which catches me completely by surprise–and now the younger sister, the owner of the computer, is posting. Which suggests she checked the history on her browser on her computer, which is where older sister registered the account and posted. And it turns out maybe she’s a brat after all.

TLDR: Awesome.

Nothing gets past you does it?

Word to the wise: when an op ends with something like “What am I going to do!!!” statistics show that you may be being trolled.

They don’t call me Sherlock for nuthin. Hell, they don’t call me Sherlock period.

Just don’t call me late for supper!

I’m reading this in Joe Pesci’s voice from My Cousin Vinnie.

This is clearly the problem with the yutes these days.

Surely you’re not serious?

If its the fish that would most surely be a bad idea.

No, we’re having lasagna .

More of this

I don’t know why it made me laugh so hard.

Less of this

Accounts compromised guess we’ll have to ban you. If that’s not a good enough reason I cite your inability to acknowledge the existence of spell checking as grounds for banning.

Thiis!

Oh shit. Goodbye cruel online world…

Did you say “Yutes”?

Will the OP, and ONLY the OP, come back and answer the questions?

Oh, excuse me, your honor…

Two YOUTHS.

If the grits don’t fit you must aquit!

I have another theory. Dsman is actually Ron Paul… WHO LET HIM ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN???

Yes! And then this:

is Daniel Tosh. :smiley:

Based on the OP’s bad spelling, punctuation, grammar, and all else US English in post #55, I believe the answer is a firm no.

people still say “straight talk?”

Seriously. That is SO gay.