It’s a prank. If a 13 year old wrote the OP and has a sister, in the same school district, who is only 2 years younger, she did not write the last couple of posts.
You know, technically, if you didn’t create the account then YOU are the one who hacked it. Also, it was your younger sister in the OP. The key to quality is keeping the story straight.
Are you calling me a square?
I have no idea what’s going on here, but I’m sure enjoying it!
I think this is a stealth ad for computer security software.
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
Srry Ben, but im AM bak… muahahahahahahahaha
lol, dis thread is like a battlefield dat dosnt evn relat 2 da beginin.
Yea, but she twisted around, I have da fast com, and she has da slow 1
straight enough now?
Adults communicate with proper spelling and grammar. You also should do so.
Excuse me stewardess? I speak child.
She be sayin dat u shud try to get ya spellin and gammer tugether. Dat is da way we be speekin hre.
Ya straight wit dat now?
LOL, I love how this has turned into an “Airplane!” quote thread. 
Yes, but, as we all know, the White Zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, and there is no stopping in the Red Zone…
so, just put some red marking tape in a box around the computer, and no one can use it, problem solved, time for a drink <splashes drink in face>, damn this drinking problem…
I’m tired of all these motherfucking jive turkeys in this motherfucking thread…
gimme a break Mr.Adult, im 13
Golly!
No breaks. You’re swimming with the big kids now.
Speaka de English, boy!
Didn’t the OP state that the younger sister was 11?
I could speak and write with excellent grammar when I was 13. There’s no excuse for not using proper spelling and grammar on a board devoted to fighting ignorance unless you are just beginning to learn English.
A seven-year-old should know to capitalize the first word of a sentence and the word I, so you’ll find no sympathy on that score. You’ve had a 7th-grade or so education, and we’ll expect you to use it.
Let me grade that for you:
[del]gimme[/del] Give me a break, [del]Mr.Adult[/del] Mr. Adult. [del]im[/del] I’m 13.
“Gimme” would be acceptable here, but still needs to be capitalized, as it begins a sentence. There needs to be a comma after “break.” “Mr.Adult” is properly capitalized and punctuated, but “Mr.” and “Adult” require a space between them. I would change the comma after “Adult” to a period and make it the end of a sentence. That’s just my opinion, though. I won’t take off for the comma there. It could work as one sentence or two. “im” needs to have the I capitalized with an apostrophe separating it from the “m.” Finally, there should be a period after 13 to punctuate the end of the sentence.
I counted five errors. I’ll be generous and take off 5/100 points for each one. This gives you a grade of 75% or a passing grade of a “C.”