My wife stopped me after a couple minutes of sex

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Warning: this thread is about explicit sexy time / intercourse details…

As usual my wife got me to turn the lights out. Then she used her hand and mouth to get me going. It is unusual for me to take a couple of minutes for penetration but tonight I did. She compained a few times that her legs were getting sore then I had to stop. (but she also was saying sometimes that it felt good) I started to finish myself off but then she got involved and I came on her hand/s. She asked me to get some toilet paper. Recently she was saying how doesn’t need foreplay and I am glad that is the case. It is me that needs foreplay I guess (getting myself started).

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Jesus Motherfucking Christ.

Stop. Just… stop.

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I think thats what she said.

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John you lovable goof! LOL.

That said, you should probably take a break for a while.

Just a friendly suggestion. I would hate for the MODs to slap you with the Diamon02 rule, wherein you can only start one thread a week.

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I take it that you have had a few recent interactions with a Mr Johnny Walker?

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No I usually avoid alcohol.

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You should return to that practice.

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I think it is a waste of money though. And I could lose my inhibitions, etc, by stopping my medication.

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This is you inhibited, is it?

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I think it’s a double inhibition - his inhibitions are inhibited?

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Yep I didn’t use any naughty words. I didn’t say anything that explicit compared to what they say in some comedy movies. I tried not to disrespect my wife too much…

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I’m closing this thread because it seems apparent that it’s a topic just to see what kind of reactions you’ll get. We have a name for posters like that here and it happens to be against the rules.
If this is not your intent, then perhaps you may need to take a step back and think about your topic-posting history and dial it back a bit.

Please think before you start another topic or else they may be closed as well if they are of this nature.

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To expand on what Idle Thoughts said, from our rules: