I am like a freaking ape I perform so much grooming on my husband. Some things you just do. Just because.
I have a trimmer that does work. Get you a different trimmer, it’s much preferable to getting yourself a different wife. 
Tell her she can pull them out with tweezers and that you’ll wince dramatically with each and every hair pulled.
That’s just wifely fun.
omg I don’t blame her. How is she supposed to pull our your ear hairs and then have sex with ya? Is this the sort of shit that really happens when you get older? My bf is extremely hot and I still hardly ever wanna boof him.
I like the barber suggestion. He doesn’t have to sleep with you when he’s done.
Urgh.
P.S. do ur ear hairs come in black and white stripes?
My wife has yanked my ear hairs (on her own initiative even), and we still have some pretty amazing sex. Funny, when you love each other, you do all sorts of crazy things for one another.
I’ve popped pimples on her back, too… can’t say I exactly enjoy it, but I do it for her. Doesn’t make me want to be with her any less…
I’m afraid I spend most evenings with irishfella picking at various bits of him with tweezers.
Ingrown leg hair, back zits, blackheads, errant chest hair, eyebrows, whatever. He seems to like it.
Well it seems to be running about 8 to 6 in favor of wife removing the ear hair.
meow meow I hope Mr. MM gets better soon. Meanwhile enjoy that ‘new hip smell’ while you can.
So are any of you pro-grooming ladies visiting NYC soon?
I was just there, got off the ferry at SS Seaport and waited and waited…humpf.
So I took a walk down John Street and did some shopping.
I’m right there with you Zette. It reflects poorly to do otherwise. I have noticed that as the years pass though, the areas requiring wifely/chimp attention seem to be more numerous.
Now when I get the clippers out to buzz cut the balding pate, I have to trim the ears, further down the back of the neck, and more recently the EYEBROWS too. Who’d have thought that eyebrow hairs weren’t finite in length? It’s not normal. I am NOT permitted to pluck anything though. Plucking is on the list of big no-nos.
You didn’t see me?
I was the guy with hairy ears!
(I wonder if they’ll make a hairy ear smiley?)
gross
How sad. I’m not sure who to feel sorry for. I think you shoud see a doctor and get yer hormones checked.
The Orthodox dude has the sidelocks…