Nimble little minx.
Whoa - a bunch of people are fighting me while I’m not even there. It’s like when I killed my Tamagotchi all over again.
OK, you just lost to Vander Waals
My character just made LV18!
I’d like to plead my request for an influx of unspoiled pupils. It’s taking me longer and longer to level up and I could use pupils that will provide me experience as they level up and will continually level up their ownselves.
Please?
My character has finished in the top 32 of a tournament, but only once. I’d like for him to finish higher in the future. You guys can help.
puppy dog eyes
OK. Introducing your newest pupil, Hiram Johnson
Hey! I said unspoiled virg, er, pupils! Yours didn’t give me any experience. 
I thought I could give you an unspoiled pupil? What makes Hiram spoiled?
Hiram is spoiled in the sense that he didn’t give me any experience when he became my pupil. Meaning, he already had a true master or was from an IP that already corresponds to a pupil of mine, if I’m not mistaken.
EDIT: I do appreciate the effort though, so thank you for that. 
I don’t know how you all can keep playing this - 90% of the time when I try to log in, it is broke.
An IP that corresponds to any pupil, in fact. Only one xp-giving pupil per IP.
What do you mean by “broke”? Down for maintenance? Because the site is down for maintenance on a daily basis and for a few hours. Otherwise, it’s been find and dandy for me. Pretty much zero time-outs in the past week or so also.
You may have to refresh the page a few times to get it to go
I noticed that it’s particularly busy around 3 or 4 pm PDT, when everyone is given their 3 fights per day allowance. I usually have to reload once or twice around that time or wait till later when the server is less busy.
Because their time zone is halfway across the world from me, I just wait until 12noon to get yesterday’s fights in. 
Therein lies my primary fighting strategy. One cannot defeat me if one is not conscious.
Three fights in one day, three wins, but three different methods of madness…which one is the most gratifying?
1. You’re cutting it close there, pal.
2. Who’s gonna fuck who up, MF’r?
3. I’m late for dinner, let’s get this over with, ASAP.
Call now!
What’s the deal with tournaments?
Do you get any benefits from participating, or is it just a fun side show?
Does participating in a tournament prevent you from using your 3 normal fights on tournament day?
No benefit from participating in a tournament. If you finish high in a tournament, you get a special ranking. Go to the cell of GangRelated and it says “Berserk Soul” next to his level meter. This title denotes that he’s finished in the top 32 of a tournament.
Participating in a tournament does not contribute to your daily amount of matches.