Mythology: who lives at the South Pole?

[Sunspace]

So, mythologically-speaking, if Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, who lives at the South Pole?

[Revtim]

Hanukkah Harry?

[Mindfield]

Satan Claus, of course.

[Q.E.D]

The Anti Claus.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

The ANTI-CLAUS!

“On Demon! On Danger! On Warlock and Werewolf!
And Pestilence, Death, Disease, Famine, and Adolf!”
And onto the garage the deer pulled the snowplow,
As the malnourished man gave us both a deep bow.

[Sunspace]

Yes. Yes. The Anti-Claus.

<evil grin>

Or would that be ‘Clause’, in honour of the Lawyer?

I can see it now:

"The Anti-Claus lives at the real South Pole.

That station the US built is not actually at the pole; it’s several hundred kilometres north. I mean, it’s mostly just a level ice plain there, with the occaisional mountain; it all looks the same, and no-one would know the difference. They even admit that the South Pole the tourists take pictures at is not the real one. They just sort of let you infer that the real pole is only a couple of hundred metres away.

But no-one ever goes on the other side of that certain mountain on the horizon…"

[Colophon]

Saul Catnas?

(I know, I know)

[CalMeacham]

1.) Santa Anna

2.) St. John (Because Midsummer’s Night is St. John’s Eve)

3.) The Continental Congress of the United Colonies
4.) Santa Claus, in the summer. It’s his vacation home
5.) Shoggoths

[Kythereia]

Osama’s homo-bortion-pot and commie jizz-porium.

[dwc1970]

Brownies live there.

[Shagnasty]

Emperors. Lots of them. They hang out looking regal and just have parties all the time.

[pravnik]

The staff of the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station.

Oh, mythological…okay, one of 'ems Bigfoot, or some shit.

[Manatee]

Snow Miser.

[Tibby]

Jimmy Hoffa’s remains.

[Chez_Guevara]

I think you’ll find that nobody can live at the South Pole because if they did they’d have fallen off the bottom of the earth by now.

:rolleyes:

[matt_mcl]

I was thinking Mount Purgatory, but apparently that’s on the other side of the world from nothern Italy, not the North Pole.

[Polycarp]

An independent Clause, of course. With his relative Pronouns.

Cal, that’s St. John the Baptist, not St. John the other guy (Apostle, Gospel-writer, disciple whom Jesus loved, etc.)

[panache45]

Madelyn Murray O’Hare (or her remains)

[What_Exit]

Glumms and Gawreys of course. Alternate spelling would be Glums and Gawrys.

1751 [Paltock, Robert]. The Life and Adventures of Peter Wilkins A Cornish Man: Relating particularly, His Shipwreck near the South Pole; his wonderful Passage thro’ a subterraneous Cavern into a kind of new World; his there meeting with a Gawry or flying woman, whose life he preserv’d, and afterwards married her; his extraordinary Conveyance to the Country of Glums and Gawrys, or Men and Woman that fly. Likewise a Description of this strange Country, with the Laws, Customs, and Manners of its Inhabitants, and the Author’s remarkable Transactions among them. Taken from his own Mouth, in his Passage to England from off Cape Horn in America, in the ship Hector. With an INTRODUCTION, giving an Account of the surprizing Manner of his coming on board that Vessel, and his Death on landing at Plymouth in the Year 1739. Illustrated with several CUTS, clearly and distinctly representing the Structure and Mechanism of the Wings of the Glums and Gawrys, and the Manner in which they use them either to swim or fly. London: J. Robinson and R. Dodsley.

Jim

[CalMeacham]

Cal, that’s St. John the Baptist, not St. John the other guy (Apostle, Gospel-writer, disciple whom Jesus loved, etc.)

Nice to get further info, but I never identified which Sty. John it was in my post.