Naked, beer-swilling burglar...

[FairyChatMom]

This story just cracked me up - especially this line:

"He didn’t seem to be very cooperative with deputies after they arrested him," she said.

Not very cooperative, huh? Really?

[NurseCarmen]

naked, unarmed burglar emerging from their bedroom

I got an image of an armless naked dude in my head.

[Ethilrist]

Hey! Who you callin’ a burglar?