OK…
Just read the Smackdown spoilers…
The Hardyz have a good match<<<getting excited…starting to feel tingly>>>
:::looks at Blur-then at Twister board-back to Blur:::
Oh no-Jeff took another major bump!<<<guess he’s not going to show and if he does will be in no condition to play>>>
::makes sad face::
I really need SOMETHING to make me feel better and to distract me-Steve Blackman’s dancing?
Now I definitely need something to block THAT out.
::drinks from Cristal bottle and pours the rest all over her naked body::
ps-Just so you know-one of my nicknames is Lita…Must be the red hair…or beacuse I can put my feet behind my head (if properly motivated)…
Guess one of my skills ISN’T editing posts.
I’ve been a bad Doper…maybe I need a spanking.
[please excuse the sexual hijack] Well, now that I’ve seen your inventory of goodies, I’ll rent the 17 foot U-Haul to fill in the gaps. And “Abondon all hope ye who enter here”? Darlin, I’ve been to Hell, slapped Satan in the face, kicked his little red balls through the roof of his stinkin mouth, and had my way with his lady. I DO NOT abondon hope, no matter where I enter.
As far as the people against the wall, I must insist I view any and all videotapes they shoot for clarity and composition. I will not be the subject of a poorly shot porno flick, not anymore. The royalties are not worth it.
As far as the hard to reach places, you can send those ones home. Among my lesser talents is flexibility.
[/please excuse the sexual hijack]
… so how YOU doin? Spanking is a bit tame, but I’ll give it my best shot!
Hi hi hi…
late again, I know, sorry. I don’t know anything about wrestling, but the naked boozefest part works for me 
Oh yeah, I brought condoms for this party. Now someone get me drunk! [sub]please?[/sub]
Uncle Bill?
I’ve been a bad bad Doper.
::: lays face down over Uncle Bill’s lap-looks up at him pleadingly:::
Thank you sir-May I have another?
And where’s Blur? He asks me to lick honey off of him and to give him a Broncobuster…are you there Blur?
TM-I’ll point out all the hot guys for you-whether you like blond or dark hair-there’s a wrestler that’ll make you say wow.Just keep in mind that Jeff Hardy-blond hair w/ multicolor streaks,green eyes and a nice full mouth–he’s mine.
Oh, hardygrl, that Cristal makes the sound of the spanking SO much more appealing, BTW, very nice butt! While you are face down on my lap… OH, thank you, very nice!
And Tequila I had this great post written when I got the blue screen of death last night (yeah f*ck you too, aol) but it involved booze, three fingers, honey, and a healthy dose of flirtatious innuendo.
Why I uhm… well …but er…am at a loss for words.
Sew, when I done spanking hardygrrl here, wanna romp? No words required, unless you get to speaking in tongues!
Uncle Bill…
If Mermaid doesn’t want to play, I’m sure me and you could continue our little game…
:::pulls handcuffs out of purse and lets them dangle off the tip of her finger:::
We can play " How much can hardygrrl take?" OR “Why Mr Hardy,let’s renact some of hardygrrl’s fantasies.” Warning-if we play the second game I may refer to you as Jeff-don’t be alarmed.
And we’ll need this too.
::picks up can of reddi whip::
It’s your call Uncle Bill