Slartibartfast
How about Bob Otto? Both first and last names are pallindromes and your intials would be B.O…
Aliester Manson
Ok, something less unoriginal
how about a classic?
Ford Prefect
Fuck You
It’s fun when you get stopped by the cops.
OK, here are some strange but perfectly serious ones (they come from fiction but are probably not trademarked). Give them serious consideration:
Orsin Firith
Korwyn Elendsa
Sedris Meleken
Ilor Hadan
Tarmas Verdreth
Koris Harabor
Tarkin Hirnen
Morgante Tullio
Missing the wit but if you’d seen the original owner (the name is altered slightly), you’d see how #6 in particular applies 
If you are a Simpsons fan, how about Unexplained Bacon?
Tarquin Fintimlinbinwhinbimlim Bus Stop F’tang F’tang Ole Biscuit-Barrel
Kevin Phillips Bong
Hank Scorpio?
Extra points if you make Danger your middle name.
Monicker Surname
Forrest Gump II
Henry Fortescu-Cholmondely-Cholmondely-Smyth, Fitzwilliam
Edna Krabappel
I once had a dream about a guy named…
Edwinton Almania.
Try it. Say it out loud a few times. Doesn’t it just flow together well? I wouldn’t give it to a baby, but I think it’s kind of awesome. And the guy in the dream was pretty hot. 
ED-win-ton. Al MANE-i-a.
Ed for short, of course!
Well I have a few ideas, you can choose a ridiculous sounding Alpha-male names that pathetic writers use in Soap Operas and crap fiction
Brace McFadden
Or you can go for a typical English name that is rarely used in America, kinda cool
Alistair Huges
Then there’s sitcom characters.
George Oscar Bluth How awesome would it BE to call yourself GOB (pronounced like the bible guy job)
Then you get George Michael Bluth, which is almost as good, because you could blame things on the singer-songwriter
Phillip J. Fry is also a great one.
Or go for a weird ethinic mix? Roberto Changstien
Scandinavian names are always cool, A lot of the Norwegian names come from their nordic folklore
Tor is an awesome name. Tor Johannesen
Also you could go with an Irish name.
I’d like to know what kind of name you prefer? I think it’s important to know what ethnicity you would prefer it to come from.
William Windsor. They might make you king!
Since I live in the U.S, I’d prefer an american sounding name.
And making danger my middle name is a GREAT idea. Or discretion. Or A bunch of others I can’t recall right now.
I’ll give an exhaustive answer later tonight when I get off work.
I think your middle name should be Jenius. Rocco J. Einstein.
Roosevelt Cabbagestalk.
Or you could try this
http://generator.chucklehound.com/
The list of favourite men’s names has got a lot of interesting ones.
Rock Starr
Wyatt MacReedy
Ron Mexico
Jack Force
Strong. Simple. Memorable.
Otherwise:
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Florida
Bob Loblaw