**The Juxtaposeurs
Rocket Tahiti
The Honorable Mentions
The Runner-Ups
The Spin Cycles
7 Days 6 Nights
Understandishable
Chainsaw Madagascar**
**Zombie Jesus
Hold That Tiger!
FNORD!
Tin Skillet**
**Two Coasts Drive
Cruise Control
**
Not Entirely Perfect
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Another band name brought to you by your friendly neighborhood “Empire Records”
Atomic Crotch.
Hey torie, it’s all yours. I tried to convince by boyfriend’s brother to use it for his band, but they decided against it.
I was really tired when I was watching this riciculous cartoon called Aqua Teen Hunger Force. At some point, Abraham Lincoln appeared holding a samurai sword. One of the characters (meatwad, I believe) said something like, “Hi there samurai Lincoln!”
My first thought was “band name!”
Some more ideas, with a lot of help from Ambrose Bierce
Knights of Adam
The Ancient Order of Modern Troglodytes
The Genteel Society of Expurgated Hoodlums
The Oriental Order of Sons of the West
The Band of Brutes
The Impenitent Order of Wife-Beaters
Worshipers at the Electroplated Shrine
The Shining Inaccessibles
The Grand Cabal of Able-Bodied Sedentarians
Associated Deities of the Butter Trade
The Garden of Galoots
The Affectionate Fraternity of Men Similarly Warted
The Flashing Astonishers; Ladies of Horror
Cooperative Association for Breaking into the Spotlight
Knights-Champions of the Domestic Dog
The Ancient Sodality of Inhospitable Hogs
Associated Sovereigns of Mendacity
Dukes-Guardian of the Mystic Cess-Pool
The Society for Prevention of Prevalence
Kings of Drink
Kinetic Badger
42
4 Clothed Nudists
Wild Mountain Oyster Ride (heeeee)
The Hooligans
The Schwingers. ( Ooooh, the fun. Sounds like an all-gay german polka band.)
Cubical Escapists
Dangling Participles.
The Weasels My favorite band name evar. It works on so many levels: Spaztic Weasels. Drunk Weasel. Stupid Weasel. Kinetic Weasel. Cha-Cha Weasel and the Sonic Boom
Spaztic Ferrets/weasels/hamster/badger/Rodent of the Day
Rodent of the Day
Og Smash
Avoiding Reality
Sonic Crash
Crash Test Smarties
Beware of Doug
The Other White Meat.
The Pirates
The Constipated Gnomes of Death
Kungfu Barbie Dolls
Random Finger Dropping into the Dictionary
Crapulous Kepler
The Hurricanes
The Fabulous Ungulates.
The Tumors (hee, just kidding.)
The Nitwits
The Nimrods
Flash of Brilliance
The Contusions
Nevermind.
CH_ _CH : What’s missing?
B**BIES & BEER.
The Billionaires Club
Sofa King ( one of my favorite doper user names.)
**The Pajammas
The BobDogs
The Rescue Wranglers**
The Primary Colors -known on the underground as red, blue and yellow
**Homer and his Homies
Snyder**
If I ever started a band (which is frankly unlikely) I was going to call it Doghenge.
I always favored “Rooftapping” as the name for the band that I’ll never start, simply because that’s what good, Baby Bear’s Chair (you know, not too hard, not too soft - hey wait!), windows rolled down, road tripping music always inspires me to do - tap the beat on the roof of my car.
So my suggestions are
Rooftapping
or (less seriously)
Baby Bear’s Chair 
The Velvet Elvises
Gen X
Civil Disobedience
Bruce Daddy and the Whitefish
Southern Comfort
Almost Famous
Several years ago, there was a nightclub in Savannah called the Velvet Elvis. They eventually had to change their name due to legal pressure from the Elvis Estate.
I was gonna suggest:
Pork Loin and the Meatcase
but seeing how whereas there’s a Rule # 3, I’ll change that to:
Pork Loin IN the Meatcase
or just
Pork Loin
or
Meatcase
Dusty Brown Avacado
Posthaste
Kosher Bacon
I would definitely go for The John Smith Trio if you are not a three piece.
and no-one is named John Smith
The two my wife and I have hung onto for the band we’ll never form:
Five Live Bears
Road Hump
…and for some reason, I’m on a units of measurement kick:
Footpound (plus, it’s got musical connotations, and is amazingly available .com)