Spork or The Sporks
Ladies Drink Free
Jimmy’s Raincoat
Decepticon Army
Mr. Wiggly
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I’ve been waiting to use this one:
Bitterroot Brakes
American Standard (yes, it is the name of a toilet manufacturer)
Worrywhat? (this is obviously a play on worry wort and if you have to explain it is ceases to be a joke. Sorry kids!)
My wife’s:
**Van Gogh’s Ear
Don’t Call Me Surely** (or Shirley, your pick)
**Chipped Nail Polish
Bag of Marbles**
Mine:
**Behind the Basket
The Golden Yo-yo**
and I really liked The Verbing Nouns
And if you like you can have Suburban Plankton
See, the was This guy, Billy Idol, who had this band in the 70s…
Set It and Forget It
Mostly Harmless
Best of luck to your band, whatever you name it. I like these:
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Crisis Intervention
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Banned in Boston {Variation: Band in (pick a place)}.
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The Affordables
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Rock Logic
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The Whom
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Everything Must Go
And I really and honestly was going to suggest The Somethings before I read this post or CaptBushido’s.
The Velvet Elvises are nixed. How about ** Velvet Poker Dogs ** or Velvet Jesus
I’m on a bit of a theme here.
Other suggestions:
No Worries (would make a cool t-shirt.)
Van down by the River
Straight From Gary’s(or whomever) Garage
**KungFu Vampire’s **
Feelgoodmakenice
Catholic School Girls in Knee Socks That would be fun.
If you guys end up doing Porn music you could call yourselves: The Pink Tacos
I like American Standard, their might be legal ramifications, but it’s clean, fresh, memorable.
I was going to suggest a former bar band I was involved in, but Cruise Control was taken.
How’s 'bout
Guy Wire String Band
Natalie Dressed (geez I can’t get first word to look good but I think you know what I mean :rolleyes: )
The Pundents if you’re into bad jokes as song segues 
Me and Them
got to get back to work…not a name…but hey feel free!
Good luck
Names that start with uncommon letters get more exposure in the retail bins and are easier to find…
QQQQ (The Four Q’s)
X-Poe-Sure
Either that, or The Echo Chamber Wastebaskets
Is that everybody? I’ll wait until 5 and then print this out and take it to practice.
Seriously, thanks. I didn’t expect over 100. If we can’t pick something out of this, we really do suck.
Looking around at various paperwork on my desk and things around my living room for inspiration, I offer the following:
Mischievous Child
Three-tined Fork
Cupajoe
Fifteen Bucks Less
The Mature Adults
Disabled Smilies
Aren’t We Cute?
The Wall Pegs
Black Pen/Red Ink
Midsummer Promenade
Pretext to Mingle
The Shade of an Oak
An Empty Wallet
Live Life Leisurely
Note to Myself
Thall Thalt Not Dance
The Wordsmiths
Latch Key Club
Naked Mike
I know this is a ridiculus suggestion, but I recently saw an interview on “The Daily Show” and they reported that South Carolina had a law that made the bars serve their alcohol in mini bottles. Well if you ask me a name like: The Mini Bottles would be a cool name for a band. I know it probably won’t fit for your style of music, but best of luck to you and your band.
Inspired by a certain, uh, “enhancement ad”:
Four-Hour Boner
Probably not what you’re looking for, so I offer
Smile When You Say That, Mister
Comedy Third Option
The Gotcha Yas!
and, continuing the Satchel Page theme…
The Cool Papa Bells
Tin Foil Deflector Beanies
The Tin Foil Beanies
Tin Foil Hats
The Cow Tippers
The Eight Half Lives
The Particle Accelerators
Cecils Breakfast
Inattentive Cassinova
Now I am just being silly…
Milwaukee Monkey Poo
BTW, Bruce Daddy, how come you haven’t signed up for the Doper Talent Show yet?
Truffle Pig
If I had a band, it would be Truffle Pig
Five Day Forecast
Elliptical Biscuit
Silicon Crustacean
Rat Bastard
Scanner Headache
The Flatscreens
You Are L
Cecil’s Throbbing Brain