DOH! That’ll teach me to get off my ass and go walking instead of reading every mindless pointless thread at SDMB! I hope it’s not too late to suggest a band name.
I wish someone would start a band and call it The Slobbering Troglodytes. Maybe I just need to buy me a banjo and start my own.
Caloo Calay
Please tell me you don’t need me to explain it.
I almost did but I couldn’t bring myself to disturb the most beautifully hijacked thread in all of SDMB history. Or something like that.
Anyway, here’s the master list, all the ones here and all the ones we’ve considered. I believe tonight is the night.
Wedge Adjustment
Social Ramble
The Special Spoons
Stupid
Dullards Galore!
Breast
Sid Suntan and the Coppertones
Purified
The Pink Hammers
Lucky Day or The Lucky Day or The Lucky Days
The Bigs
Happy Medium
Random Violence
Warren Pease
Heretics and Scoundrels
The Pariahs
My Name’s Not Warren!
Balsamic Spinnaker
Job Pronounced
Sit Pretty
Groove Infection
Soul Infection
The Nitrates
The Sulfites
Positive Infection
Left of Center
The Wireframes
The Hornrims
Squirrelly
The Front Porch Rockers
The Hawaiian Shirts
Cool Breeze
Riot Times
Bad Ju-Ju
The Attitudes
Melancholy Madness
Bad Hair Day
Kirby Drive
The Viscounts.
bluescreen.
Time Out for Boxing.
The Low Marvins. <— Similar to Max Power, I got that from a fan!
Flightsafety.
The Purple Reviews.
The Red Staplers.
AAA and the Asthmatics (Okay, that one’s a joke.)
Macroriders
Darwin’s Mistakes
Free Beer
Stump Shaker
Chicken Coop Hot House
Bailing Wire
The Bottles
Shrinktones
The Blue Belts
Happy Orthodox Jewish Man (or men)
The Flying Palmetto Bugs
dyslexic lulaby
The Dusters
Porkchop Express
Four Wheel Drift
Trucker Speed
Bondo and the Beaters
Doggy No Morsel
BDS (Band Doesn’t Suck)
Sonny Sunshine and the Rainmakers
Beach Logic
The Tones
Detachable Pegleg
Pediddle
Serpentine Belt
Joke Not Funny
Pants Optional
Spare Parts for Alan
Wankel Rotary Chicken
Flush
Post No Bills
Your Message Printed Here
Prosecuted Violators
Right Turn Only
Red Light Runners
The Fort Mudge Mosts
The Dogpatch 4
The Frotteurists
Moral Hazard
The Underwires
Stubble
Garlic Gum
Cheese in a Can
The Dipping Bird (“Sipping Bird” names also available)
Neoprene
Tetrafluoric
Bond’s Baretta
Ergonomic
Sisters of Saddam
Queer Quintet
The Barflies
The Louts
Slick Willy and the Phallic Euphemisms
St. Nick, Esq., and the Subordinate Clauses
Marco Pollo
Marcia, Marcia Marcia
Lucky Day and the Knights
The Lone Palm Band
Buyers Remorse band
Silver Tongue and the Devils*
Ladykillersband
BoathouseBand
Roadtrippersband
(con’t)
Summer Breeze
Chick’s Tracts
The Haw Haw Haws
Atilla the Nun
Bob’s Happiness (in honor of Enzyte Bob)
Band Name
Bonedaddy or The Bonedaddies
The Flemtones
Paddywack
Machine Age Heros
Against Art
The Sand Kings
Meat Machines
Two Chick Tracts
Cat Pot Pie
Cited for Jaywalking
The Y-Fronts
Part Time Hooligans
The Healers
Some Guy I Just Met
Gifted Nobodies
Pablo’s Punks
Screaming Time Lizards
Growth Stunt
Pauly Shore’s Career
And the Rest
The Jazz Miners
I Told You I’d Do It
Yep
The Masters of Megaphone
No-one Special and the Underachievers
Banned Name
The Huckleberries
Rofil Mayo
Pantsn’t
Klepto Cap
The Angstroms
Toast Museum?
Wankel Rotary Engine
Jefferson Canoe
Simulated Envy
Raggedy Onion
One Really Nice Guy and Some Other Dudes
All About Bling
Ten Minute Misconduct
Not About Samba
Terrifying insect experience
Silly String Pictograph
The Nubbies
Rye Grass
Nose
Tickle Toes
Sneaky Clean
The Bosom of the Pope
Wicked Aunt
No More Pyrenese
Age of Piety
The Old Suspender
Executed in his own Gelatine
Red-Hot Irons
Harmonic Drive
None the Wiser
Loch and Quay
Back Fence
Outdoor Party
Beech Grove
Rubber Mailbox
Z Mod 4
Samurai Lincoln
The Fantastic Elastic Rubber Band
The Task
Bum Rubbers
GUN FURY
Thee Ruling Taliban
The Latchkey Kids
Serendipididdy
Phenominee
Supernovacaine
Ignitelite
Combustline
The Switchboard Elves
Operation: Extreme Harmony
Operation: Inexplicable Belligerance
Oversized Goggles
Chesapeake Liberation Front
John Hinckley’s Favorite Actors
The Fucks in the League Office
Worldwide Pants
Intergallactic Pants
Regional Pants
Hoosier Pants
Adjective Noun
Exceedingly Low Coefficient of Friction
Renormalized Wave Function
Heisenberg’s Magic 8-Ball
Lorentz Time Dilation
Lattice Energy
Leading Clocks Lag
Antibonding Orbital
Graphite Anode
Reduction at the Cathode
Bohr’s Atom Collapses
The Heat of Fusion
Paralactic Shift
Trans-Uranium Elements
Resistors in Parallel
Unreduced Gametes
Work Done by Tension
Schwartzchild Radius
Disgruntled Pilgrims
The Verbing Nouns
Bruce Daddy
Cecil
Pieces of Cecil
Four Bucks
Minor Deities
I Want My Two Dollars
The Seven Testicles
Pavlov’s Cat
Pseudo-Gonorrhea
We Decorate Maypoles
Vincent Paranoia
Tasty Clothes
Entitilitis (from Mr. Show)
(The) Assistant Managers
Shower Witness
Remedy
(The) Tardigrades
(The) Umms
Scooner
For F*ck’s Sake
Yolky
General Tso’s Rockin’ Fun Time Show
Em and Nab (read backwards)
Trumped-Up
Shackleton’s Pole
Salivating Bell
Twisty
The Governors of all 49 States
Barf
Angst
Unreliable
The Front Butts
Clout
The Cuffs
Veiled Men
The Juxtaposeurs
Rocket Tahiti
The Honorable Mentions
The Runner-Ups
The Spin Cycles
7 Days 6 Nights
Understandishable
Chainsaw Madagascar
Zombie Jesus
Hold That Tiger!
FNORD!
Tin Skillet
Two Coasts Drive
Cruise Control
Not Entirely Perfect
Atomic Crotch
Knights of Adam
The Ancient Order of Modern Troglodytes
The Genteel Society of Expurgated Hoodlums
The Oriental Order of Sons of the West
The Band of Brutes
The Impenitent Order of Wife-Beaters
Worshipers at the Electroplated Shrine
The Shining Inaccessibles
The Grand Cabal of Able-Bodied Sedentarians
Associated Deities of the Butter Trade
The Garden of Galoots
The Affectionate Fraternity of Men Similarly Warted
The Flashing Astonishers; Ladies of Horror
Cooperative Association for Breaking into the Spotlight
Knights-Champions of the Domestic Dog
The Ancient Sodality of Inhospitable Hogs
Associated Sovereigns of Mendacity
Dukes-Guardian of the Mystic Cess-Pool
The Society for Prevention of Prevalence
Kings of Drink
Kinetic Badger
42
4 Clothed Nudists
Wild Mountain Oyster Ride
The Hooligans
The Schwingers
Cubical Escapists
Dangling Participles.
The Weasels
Spaztic Weasels
Drunk Weasel
Stupid Weasel
Kinetic Weasel
Cha-Cha Weasel and the Sonic Boom
Spaztic Ferrets/weasels/hamster/badger/Rodent of the Day
Rodent of the Day
Og Smash
Avoiding Reality
Sonic Crash
Crash Test Smarties
Beware of Doug
The Other White Meat.
The Pirates
The Constipated Gnomes of Death
Kungfu Barbie Dolls
Random Finger Dropping into the Dictionary
Crapulous Kepler
The Hurricanes
The Fabulous Ungulates.
The Tumors
The Nitwits
The Nimrods
Flash of Brilliance
The Contusions
Nevermind
CH_ _CH : What’s missing?
B**BIES & BEER
(con’t)
The Billionaires Club
Sofa King
The Pajammas
The BobDogs
The Rescue Wranglers
The Primary Colors -known on the underground as red, blue and yellow
Homer and his Homies
Snyder
Doghenge
Rooftapping
Baby Bear’s Chair
The Velvet Elvises
Gen X
Civil Disobedience
Bruce Daddy and the Whitefish
Southern Comfort
Almost Famous
Pork Loin and the Meatcase
Pork Loin IN the Meatcase
Pork Loin
Meatcase
Dusty Brown Avacado
Posthaste
Kosher Bacon
The John Smith Trio
Five Live Bears
Road Hump
Footpound
Spork or The Sporks
Ladies Drink Free
Jimmy’s Raincoat
Decepticon Army
Mr. Wiggly
Bitterroot Brakes
American Standard
Worrywhat?
Van Gogh’s Ear
Don’t Call Me Surely (or Shirley, your pick)
Chipped Nail Polish
Bag of Marbles
Behind the Basket
The Golden Yo-yo
Plankton
Set It and Forget It
Mostly Harmless
Crisis Intervention
Banned in Boston {Variation: Band in (pick a place)}.
The Affordables
Rock Logic
The Whom
Everything Must Go
Velvet Poker Dogs or Velvet Jesus
No Worries
Van down by the River
Straight From Gary’s(or whomever) Garage
KungFu Vampire’s
Feelgoodmakenice
Catholic School Girls in Knee Socks
Guy Wire String Band
Natalie Dressed
The Pundents
Me and Them
QQQQ
X-Poe-Sure
Mischievous Child
Three-tined Fork
Cupajoe
Fifteen Bucks Less
The Mature Adults
Disabled Smilies
Aren’t We Cute?
The Wall Pegs
Black Pen/Red Ink
Midsummer Promenade
Pretext to Mingle
The Shade of an Oak
An Empty Wallet
Live Life Leisurely
Note to Myself
Thall Thalt Not Dance
The Wordsmiths
Latch Key Club
Naked Mike
The Mini Bottles
Four-Hour Boner
Smile When You Say That, Mister
Comedy Third Option
The Gotcha Yas!
The Cool Papa Bells
Tin Foil Deflector Beanies
The Tin Foil Beanies
Tin Foil Hats
The Cow Tippers
The Eight Half Lives
The Particle Accelerators
Cecils Breakfast
Inattentive Cassinova
Milwaukee Monkey Poo
Truffle Pig
Five Day Forecast
Elliptical Biscuit
Silicon Crustacean
Rat Bastard
Scanner Headache
The Flatscreens
You Are L
Cecil’s Throbbing Brain
The Slobbering Troglodytes
Caloo Calay
Here are the ones we’ve come up with so far:
After Touch
Suede
Silverlip
Edentrap
The Top Downs
The Underkings
Luv DOA
Conflama
Ike Colors and the… (or just) like colors
Try Me
Mr. Maybe
Mondays’ Heart
Jealousy Green
The Camel Toed Gypsy queens from Greenville (For Ryan)
Ebonheart
One Black Lung
Simple Addictions
Daeth
Cutter Moss
Max Lounge
Maxaddiction
Massaddiction
Ain’t time fer dyin’
ten-grit romance
The Bad Daddy’s
Momma Kin
Windy Bridge
Bridge
Right On Brown
Idle Focus
Double Take
The Turn
Gemini Dream
The New Originals
No Harm Done
Bodi-x and the machines
girlfriends gone
cheat
loose fit
strangers advice
purple throated wonder worms
honkin bobo
blood honey
The Blood ‘n Honey South Band
fixin’ lilly
1 split 3 ways
Into the wall
azuwish
damnimtired
breeze
last to leave
Tex Sells
Stumbledrunk…
Clear As Day
Casual Day
Crisis of Contentment
Resolve
Intuition
Perception
The Willing
Bells and Whistles
Antifocus
Wow, that was a lot longer than I thought it would be. Ok, printing out tonight and we’ll decide on one. (Yeah, I know I said that yesterday but practice was cancelled.
I couldn’t resist adding this one:
The Metro-Gnomes
Is it too late? If not, I’d like to suggest:
Autistic Seaweed
(backstory available on request)
What are some bands you like? Maybe you could take your name from a song or album title? For example:
Jesus at McDonald’s (Mojo Nixon)
Monkey Gone to Heaven (THe Pixies)
Heartattack and Vine (Tom Waits)
SUch a Scream (Tom Waits)
Gigantic (Pixies)
The Ninth Wave (B-side of a Kate Bush album)
BLah, Blah, Blah (Husker Du)
You get the idea…
Patty
Balance & Fade
Live Live (rhymes with Give Hive… i know, rule breaker.)
Soap
I like to create bands for the stories I write. As far as I know none of them are really band names. It’d be sort of neat if there were real bands with their names, though, so I’d be willing to sell 
From stories in my sig:
Beer is Not A Sex Crime
The Money Grubbing Communists
Samantha Spoke (kind of esoteric for people who haven’t read the series, but it’s pretty)
from other stories:
Beat Puppy (as in " Don’t dump everything on me, I’m not your beat puppy")
The Whores Next Door
Seven Ate Nine
Lush Puppies (it’s sad when dogs have drinking problems)
Between Names
Be Sawed
Line Tamer
Fourth Pin From Bottom
Vein Dance
Emergency Evacuation Plan
Zoftig
Alphamarine (not even a word as far as I know)
Recycle This Bag
Peregrinators
Alright, we went with something we came up with because the ones you guys came up with sucked so bad. 
I’m kidding, lots of them were pretty good. Many were freaking stupid (Hi Lieu!) but made me laugh.
I feel like a putz having a contest and nobody winning, so I’m gonna split it between 2 posters that had suggestions I really liked. Like, that were on my personal top ten list out of 500.
lightingtool, you’ve got mail. buttonjockey308, your email isn’t in your profile, send it to me to collect.
Thank you very much people, it was fun. What’s did I choose? Oh, you’ll have to wait for the website launch!
Holy Crap! Thanks for the prize. Which names of mine and buttonjockey308’s did you like? Thanks again! 
**Objets Dans Miroir
Closer Than They Appear
Kool and de E’tat** <- trading obscurity for coherence **
Hey You! and the Damn Kids
The Ne’er-Do-Wells
The Ingrates**
There’s a term on Fark dot com called “RTFA!”
I clearly did not. :smack:
Good job! I love all these names too.
Combat Alfalfa
Sonic Death Monkey
Eat Pork or Die
Irken Invaders
Romper Stomper Bomper Boo
Shpadoinkle
Sonic Death Monkey…oooooh, most excellent.
there is a guy at Fark with the user name of SockMonkeyHolocaust. Another excellent name.
Bruce just because you’ve declared a winner, doesn’t mean we are going to stop the madness.
Come to think of it:Stop the Madness would be a cool name.
Chicken Coop Hot House. Although it doesn’t fit our music, exactly, it’s a damn good band name. Rolls off the tongue and all that. Better suited for a band in the style of Southern Culture on the Skids, unfortunately. It was a winner because I would definitely go see a band called Chicken Coop Hot House whether I had heard of them or not.
Preeminent VVæVeS
and of course, The Trident Method