Name My Cat, Please!

In My Humble Opinion
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I have a cat named Bete Noir, on the theory that she is a black beast (and I had her before I had a screen name so I’m actually named after my cat.)

And I have a cat named Cathrine Bastet on the theory that if I namer her after the Great Cat Godess Bastet, She would consider her a member of the Royal Family and look out for her. It’s worked so far.

My subsequent cats (the first two are at Mom’s) are named W., X. and Z. (There is no Y. Y? Y not.)

Regardlesss though, all my cats think their name is Kitty.

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Noodle

chedder

peach giggle

and, my fave, Oshin

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Luna

When she’s chasing the evil invisible abliens you can say that’s just Luna-see :wink:

But Miss Kitty is pretty cool.

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“Miss Kitty Fantastico” is also a cool name.

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I’ve often wanted a cat just so I could name him “Chairman Meow.”

Probably won’t happen though, so the name’s yours.

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My new kitty is named “Pretty Polly,” a name from some Appalachian ballads.

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Azatoth.

Or alternatively, some great philospher/scientist/artist/whathaveyou you admire. That’s what I plan on doing when I get a cat.

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Feynman. That’s what I’ll name my cat.

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Taken from a Denis Leary monologue when he let his young kids pick out a name for a new cat: Fish, or Pizza.

I had a friend who changed his cat’s name at whim. Every few weeks he would call it something different. Some of the more memorable ones: Rat Bastard, Cowlick, Menthol, Scrabble, Hitler, Uncle Fester, Finch, Pita (Pain In The Ass), Knockwurst, Roadkill, and Chainsaw.

My cats’ names are Pepsi and Charlie Bananas (my son’s choice). My daughter had a kitten she named Five before she sat on it and suffocated it. Previous cats that have owned me were Smokey, Vladimir, Gracie, Elvis, Anastasia, Shasta, Midnight, Sunshine, and Panda.

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Homer

Mister Bigglesworth

Tycho

(from Maxim) You Dirty Whore - you can stand at the doorway and shout “Come back inside, You Dirty Whore! Dinner’s ready!”

MacCavity

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I had a cat named satan…

MY stepdays cat was named asshole ( it was the only name it would come to )

my other cat was named flea bag