Cordial Cherries and electric shavers
Egg Nog
Chia pets/Chia Heads/etc.
Isotoner gloves
fruitcake
The Clapper
Holiday glassware from Arby’s/Wendy’s/wherever.
Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes
I love them!
Also Christmas trees in general. I have never been able to find one in March. And Poinsettas! I could do this all day. 
Hot Wheels race track sets.
Time-Life’s collection of Holiday Favorites (ok, that’s an easy one).
Old Spice.
Everybody please join me!
Doot doot do doot doo
doot do doot doo doo doot doo doo
Doot doo doo doot doo doo doo
Dooty doot doo doo
…
Doot doot doo!!
Things made by Ronco. Of course, these were more in evidence in the 70s and 80s, but you’ll still see them. Where it once was 30 seconds for the battery tester and pocket fisheman, now it’s 30 minutes for the Rotisserie Grill (although they advertise the grill year round).
Inky I just squirted Dr. Pepper out of my right eye! That is just simply hilarious…I actually whistled the entire freaking tune!
Big Mouth Billy Bastard and all his kind.
Also, £1 worth of goods packaged in a 20p basket, priced at £10.
ribbon candy
It took this long for someone to mention candy canes???
Keith
Harvey’s Bristol Cream.
Who the hell drinks that stuff?
(prepares for angry “I DO, BASTARD” replies)
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by spritle *
Harvey’s Bristol Cream.
You mean you drink it? Hell I thought you put that in your hair!
Chia Pets
goboy, I believe the correct spelling is:
Ch- ch- ch- chia pets
Batteries. Yes, you can buy them all year round, but the advertising goes way up around the holidays.
Cheap “sparkling wines.” I love all the ways they come up with to say that this is almost like expensive champagne.
Those slippers. I don’t know what they’re called, but they’re the foot equivelent of Isotoner gloves. Sort of a shiny faux leather outside, and a fleecy inside.
Turtles candy.
Chanel No. 5
I’m not sure if their commercials are poetic or just plain freaky.