I once heard a song parody that started something like this:
(something)(something) Monica
(next line unknown)
She blew my harmonica
Does anyone know the title or artist?
I don’t guess it could be:
“When Veronica plays the harmonica
Down on the pier at Santa Monica—
When she give out with Gershwin or Bach
The perch and barracuda come wrigglin’ up to the dock!
The seals and haddock get acrobatic
When she plays on her Chromatic!
When she plays boogie-woogie, lobsters flippity-flop!
She even made a submarine blow its top—
When Veronica plays the harmonica
Down on the pier at Santa Monica!”
Oh, and it was also sung in a voice that sounded like Bill Clinton.
Nope, I definitely have the wrong song, then . . .
Mitch Franseth has a song called “Kirsten & her wild kazzo” which I tried to get him to re-write as “Monica & her wild harmonica,” but he’s got these “taste” issues…
Tim Wilson did a song about Monica, but I don’t remember the title though. It went something like you described. It was to the tune of “Rocky Top Tennessee”.
Eve,
Isn't it terribly hard to find needles for that old Victrola of yours?Well, while we’re (kind of) on the subject, my parents have been bugging me for a while to try to find this certain parody. It’s a parody of the 12 days of christmas, in which the singer gets more and more drunk as the days go on. I don’t know who sings it or anything about it. In fact, I have never even heard it. But I figured if anyone would know, it would be you dopers.
It was probably the parody of “Sex and Candy” which I have heard played on the radio but I don’t know who does it.
I have heard it (years back) sung by a Scottish singer named Bill Barclay. I don’t know whether he wrote it or not, as it seems the kind of concept that could have occurred to lots of parody writers. I’ll see if I can find out more.
Does this counts as hijacking? Sorry, but this amused me;
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Twelve servers crashing
Eleven hackers hacking
Ten newbies yelling
Nine printers printing
Eight AOL discs
Seven SCSI hard drives
Six geeks a-geeking
Five token rings
Four motherboards
Three laptops
Two zip drives
And a disk for an Apple ][e
from http://www.melvania.net/parodies/twelve_days_of_christmas.html
As much as I hate to plug the guy, could it have been The Hannukah Song by Adam Sandler? I believe that there is a Monica mentioned.
For hypergirl
If it’s the guy I think it is, your parents can use this link to find out more. http://www.stoneyport.demon.co.uk/index.html
For everyone else, since I have no clue as to the OP, I promise not to interrupt again.
As much as I hate to plug the guy, could it have been The Hannukah Song by Adam Sandler? I believe that there is a Monica mentioned.
No, but it was to the tune of that song.
hypergirl
How about Bob & Doug McKenzie singing “Twelve Days Of Christmas” on their Great White North album. They also play a beer shooters game in the album.