Did TruePisces ever tell you that we actually saw Halvsie on TV the day she was over visiting with some other friends?
I about fell off my own couch.
As an inveterate wiseguy, I’m offended at my ass not being smart enough for honorable mention. Or maybe I’m a cynic, not a smartass. My humor is wry and sardonic, that’s it.
crap
Dumbass! 
No, I never see her here or on IMs anymore and I lost her phone number. Tell her to e-mail or call me sometime though.
So was it a Jack Russell terrier that you saw, or some other breed?
Can I have a vote? After all, my ass must be very smart, finding this site at such an early age and all…
I think the dog is only half Jack Russell terrier.
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Learning to tolerate others getting a bit of well-deserved praise without feeling the need to draw attention to oneself: priceless
Hmmm. I’m more of a smart aleck, I guess.
I was just reiterating for emphasis. :rolleyes:
Maybe we should go ahead and bump you up to 2, :wally
Sorry, but are you even allowed to say ass?
I mean A-S-S? :dubious:
[celestina fingerin’ her virtual paddle]
Well, I do declare, lainaf, how do I respond to that? I shall point out that my name is all LOWER CASE letters, hon. Get it right the next time you try to talk about me.
Now as to this matter of my gigglin’. Well, the only response I have to that is to say:
[giggle]
I’m the Gigglemeister. Gigglin’ is what I do, and I do it quite well, thank you very much. And, as long as I’ve been on these boards, I don’t have to justify my gigglin’ to some lil’ upstart like you. [sniff]
{{{harmless}}}, thank you for gettin’ lainaf told. S/he needs to get the rod s/he’s shoved up his/her ass out and lighten up. Life’s too short not to laugh and have fun. 
I have a semi-related question. Is smartassery the same thing as snarkiness, or are they unrelated concepts?
Don’t be too quick on the huggles.
I never said I disagreed with what lainaf said; just that it deserved 2 points.
I’m not sure.
I believe them to be the same thing.
Do you have a nomination, if that’s the case?
I re-read my OP and remembered it was “51 Greatest Smartasses” and last count we had around 32, so we do have room for another 19 or so. 
But unless we have a sudden spurt of voters, it’s still Eve’s game.
Vote harmless for Greatest Smartass 2004
Is that some sort of masturbation reference?
And now, a Toast! They are related, but not exclusively to each other. A person can be extremely snarky, like say, [name deleted]*, and not be a smartass. Smartassery has to have some humour. Conversely (I LOVE those shoes!), a smartass doesn’t have to be mean. Eve walks the fine line between the two, as though she inherited Tara, which is why she scores so high in this contest. Lieu just talks a lot of shit. He’s rarely mean spirited or hateful, though. I’m insane, and many of my smartassy posts come out as non sequiturs to the sub humans inhabiting most of these fora. :eek: Who said that? As for Harmboy, it’s his thread, plus he’s tweaking the Data, being an android fancier and all.
Answer your queston?
*I was gonna say a name, put it ain’t no Pit here, with know?
Ummmm…what’s a harmboy? :dubious:
Android fancier? :dubious: :dubious:
'Splain yourself, poor-fave-or?
Not a clue. It was small, short-haired, and white in colour. I don’t think I saw patches of other colours on it. I can’t even remember if it was both legs on one side amputated, or the front on one side and the back on the other. I do remember that the critter was remarkably bouncy–it was very hard to believe it only had 2 legs. I’ll check with TruePisces, Verrain, and sadillac. They were all there, so one of them might remember.
harmboy = harmless farmboy
tweaking the data - a double entendre. Manipulating facts and figures, plus having Star Trek sexual connotations.
I told you most of youse don’t get it!
Meessa really thinkin’ youssa messin’ wit the votes? No sirree. Meessa joking.
[QUOTE=NoClueBoy]
harmboy = harmless farmboy
tweaking the data - a double entendre. Manipulating facts and figures, plus having Star Trek sexual connotations.
[QUOTE]
Ahem:
harmless = (.)(.)!
So… you’re sayin’ you got manboobs?
Or… you like Artic birds?
Or… you’re a woman?
I think I actually used to know that. :dubious: