Ok, so show us what you got. 
Really. The nerve of some folks. You mean you actually want me to prove that I’m a smartass? After I’ve been on the boards all these years stirrin’ up trouble? I don’t think I have to prove anything. My posts speak for themselves. So there. [sniff]
gatopescado. That guy takes “smartass” to such an extreme that I’m still not sure whether he’s kidding or just a prick. Awesome.
And you are…? :dubious: *
*The above post is an extreme example of smartassism.
Please do not try this at home as it likeky to get you smacked by your SO. :wally
Why, harmless, you mean tell you ain’t heard of me? Poor thing. You really have been deprived, hon. [giggle] Well, I don’t know where to begin so’s I can get you up to speed. Suffice it to say that I’m one of the best damn clowns the Dope has ever seen.
Oh, I’d like to nominate another Doper, though I hope this nomination won’t provide any setbacks to my claim as being a Doper smartass. I’d like to nominate giraffe. S/he’s a pretty darn good smartass from what I’ve been able to see of his/her posts.
Um, no. But I do remember seeing that location tag before.
Today’s Smartass Update for those keeping score:
**Eve ** - 12 - Double Digits! :eek:
lieu - 6
**harmless ** - 5
Hal Briston - 4
biggirl - 3
**Cervaise ** - 3
**Miller ** - 2
SkipMagic - 1
Ponder Stibbons - 1
Nocturnal_Tick - 1
JuanitaTech - 1
No Clue Boy - 1
**Ethilrist ** - 1
**Mangetout ** - 1
lno - 1
Rubes - 1
World Eater - 1
EddyTeddyFreddy - 1
the Grapist - 1
Cecil Adams - 1 :dubious:
AskNott - 1
Shirley Ujest - 1
celestina - 1
gatopescado - 1
giraffe - 1
As of celestina’s last post.
Eve’s still in the lead, with lieu gaining rank fast.
Gee, I feel like there needs to be trophies or sumpthin’.
:eek: And when the hell did I pass the thousandth marker? :eek:
Bet it was on something silly. 
I checked.
:smack:
It was the one time I gave actual serious advice.
:smack: :smack:
biggirl, elucidator, lno, rubes, ethilrist, Eve and Lynn of Bodoni are some wise acres imho.
“What’s/who’s your favorite …?” threads belong in In My Humble Opinion. I’ll move this for you.
Cajun Man
for the SDMB
Smartass
Plus another vote for Eve. Go ahead and look, I hadn’t voted since the first post.
He’s just mad he didn’t get nominated.
We’ll count NoClueBoy’s and throw Cajun Man in the mix.
I hadn’t thought of that. How about we amend it to “she’s dead and she never posted here, so she doesn’t count”?
I don’t know Berkut very well, but I thinkthis comment is worthy of a nomination.
Look, everybody! bienville learned how to link to a single post!
My smartass vote goes to NoClueBoy.
My vote for most annoying posting affectation goes to Celestina for that “[giggle]” thing.
The rulers of Smartassia?
I’d like to nominate Ukelele Ike: as Tracy said of Hepburn, “He don’t post a lot, but what’s there is cherce.”
Yet another vote for Eve.
In fact, she doesn’t do much of anything these days. She just lays around all the time.
Geez, don’t post for a year and a half and see how quickly they forget!
I give you 3 Welcome Wagon threads, 5 Bullet Reviews, the Ego-Stroking Thread, Halvsie the Two-Legged Dog, the Autopost-A-Matic, a Latin Lesson so we could all learn what “vulting” was, (the last 3 made Threadspotting, BTW), and I don’t get ONE STINKING VOTE?!
You can all kiss my smart ass.
And I nominate Eve, cuz without her that Halvsie thread was going nowhere. I’d also nominate Jester, but is he even around anymore? As I recall he went missing before I stopped posting.
One last Smartass Update:
**Eve ** - 16 - Now that’s just gotten ridiculous!
lieu - 6
**harmless ** - 5
Hal Briston - 4
biggirl - 4
**Cervaise ** - 3
**Ethilrist ** - 2
**Miller ** - 2
lno - 2
Rubes - 2
SkipMagic - 1
Ponder Stibbons - 1
Nocturnal_Tick - 1
JuanitaTech - 1
No Clue Boy - 1
**Mangetout ** - 1
World Eater - 1
EddyTeddyFreddy - 1
the Grapist - 1
Cecil Adams - 1 :dubious:
AskNott - 1
Shirley Ujest - 1
celestina - 1
gatopescado - 1
giraffe - 1
elucidator - 1
Lynn of Bodoni - 1
Cajun Man - 1
Berkut - 1
NoClueBoy - 1
Ukelele Ike - 1
Jester - 1
Crunchy Frog - 1
I’d like to throw lainaf two votes for this:
lainaf - 2
As of Crunchy Frog’s last post.
I think it’s safe to say that Eve has won by a landslide.
Of course, seeing as to how I’m in Florida, so I’ll give the actual result after a few recounts.