Names for our illustrious president

[Annie-Xmas]

Twitter Trump

[BlankSlate]

@magellan01

Odd that some have such a hard time grasping such basic facts. So, I’ll break this down for the hard of thinking folk:

How to determine if Donald J. Trump is your President — a guide for the logic challenged
Question 1) Are you a citizen of the United States of America?

[INDENT]___ Yes.. Congratulations, Donald J Trump is your President!

___ No. Sorry, Donald J. Trump is not your President.

Questions 2 - ∞) See Question 1[/INDENT]
See, easy peasy.

So you’re saying Trump is like herpes.

[Ukulele_Ike]

@BlankSlate

Safe space! Now that’s hilarious. Your chickenshit “president” is afraid of reporters. He’s afraid of the wind and rain. He’s afraid of accountability. Most of all, he’s afraid of the truth.

You’re weak and your president is a coward.

He is afraid of walking down a staircase.

[elucidator]

Depends. Is there a difference in structural stress between walking downstairs, and waddling?

[Ukulele_Ike]

Or waddling downstairs in Depends?

[WillFarnaby]

Obama Jr.

[Ann_Hedonia]

@magellan01

Odd that some have such a hard time grasping such basic facts. So, I’ll break this down for the hard of thinking folk:

How to determine if Donald J. Trump is your President — a guide for the logic challenged
Question 1) Are you a citizen of the United States of America?

[INDENT]___ Yes.. Congratulations, Donald J Trump is your President!

___ No. Sorry, Donald J. Trump is not your President.

Questions 2 - ∞) See Question 1[/INDENT]
See, easy peasy.

MY President is a Fat-Assed Elderly Clown-faced Bald and Wrinkly Micro-Dicked Daughter-Fucking Con Artist. Easy Peasy

[Projammer]

@Colibri

Can you link to a post in which you expressed the same sentiments when Obama was president?

Can you link to a post where I’ve belittled myself to calling him juvenile names?

[Skywatcher]

@Ann_Hedonia

MY President is a Fat-Assed Elderly Clown-faced Bald and Wrinkly Micro-Dicked Daughter-Fucking Con Artist.

Who hates states in which the majority voted for someone else.

[Skywatcher]

@Projammer

Can you link to a post where I’ve belittled myself to calling him juvenile names?

We’re being “Presidential”.

[Sherrerd]

@Projammer

Doesn’t matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.

@Colibri

Can you link to a post in which you expressed the same sentiments when Obama was president?

@Projammer

Can you link to a post where I’ve belittled myself to calling him juvenile names?

Way to evade the question.

Easy way to make millions of dollars: make a bet to pay one million dollars to anyone uttering the ‘Trump is My President and he’s Your President Too’ claim, if they can prove that they–even once!–publicly said or wrote “Obama is my president” during Obama’s time in office.

And, of course, if they did not, then they owe you one million dollars.

Easy peasy!

[bobot]

@Ann_Hedonia

MY President is a Fat-Assed Elderly Clown-faced Bald and Wrinkly Micro-Dicked Daughter-Fucking Con Artist. Easy Peasy

Shit, my favorite one yet!
If I may critique… Lose the capital p, and just as the orange ass refers to actual judges, call him “My so called president”.
Beautiful!

[bobot]

@Projammer

Can you link to a post where I’ve belittled myself to calling him juvenile names?

Or engaging in threads just to hand out fucking trophies.

[Projammer]

@Sherrerd

Way to evade the question.

Easy way to make millions of dollars: make a bet to pay one million dollars to anyone uttering the ‘Trump is My President and he’s Your President Too’ claim, if they can prove that they–even once!–publicly said or wrote “Obama is my president” during Obama’s time in office.

And, of course, if they did not, then they owe you one million dollars.

Easy peasy!

I’m sure that someone said that Obama was not their president during his tenure. Several someones even. But it never rose to the level of being a mating call that Trump is not my president has been propelled to.

[Projammer]

@bobot

Or engaging in threads just to hand out fucking trophies.

Awww. Did you not get a trophy? I didn’t try to keep track of all the failures starting threads over some trivial perceived slight by the Commander in Chief so I really don’t remember.

Have your mommy drop by to pick one up for you sometime. She can present it to you for washing behind your ears or something.

[The_Tooth]

I’m still fond of “noted Trump supporter Donald Trump”.

[Wolf333]

@Projammer

I’m sure that someone said that Obama was not their president during his tenure. Several someones even. But it never rose to the level of being a mating call that Trump is not my president has been propelled to.

Did you somehow miss birtherism?

[bobot]

@Projammer

Awww. Did you not get a trophy? I didn’t try to keep track of all the failures starting threads over some trivial perceived slight by the Commander in Chief so I really don’t remember.

Have your mommy drop by to pick one up for you sometime. She can present it to you for washing behind your ears or something.

My mommy? Really, douche-fucking-bag? Fuck off you unimaginitive dipshit.

[Chisquirrel]

Jezebel did a thing.

[Projammer]

@Wolf333

Did you somehow miss birtherism?

I guess I was being too literal with the not my president statement. I can see how birtherism was an indictment of his eligibility to hold the office and therefor “not my president”. Point conceded. I did block a few people from my fb feed who just wouldn’t shut up with that nonsense.