Ah, you got that backwards. Category 1 should get the “sorry” and Category 2 should get the “congratulations.”
tRump shows no respect for anyone who won’t kiss his butt so I don’t see why he should get any respect from me. He actually doesn’t even respect those who do kiss his butt since all he likes them for is their willingness to serve him.
FOETUS fits the bill.
I believe I have called him both “Schweinficker” and “[farting noise]” on this board.
Oh, that’s good.
But, really, we should be considerate enough to use his real name. Which, and I think it was Jon Stewart who pointed this out, is Fuckface von Clownstick.
I saw a recent one, don’t know if it was mentioned: Agolf Twitler.
Incompetence Rex
Donald, of House Harkonnen, worst of his name…
It appears that trying to make cutting remarks with a dull knife is hard work.
Simply devastating. Now you can have your juice box.
Dumbp
I’ve been using President Rump since mid-November of 2016.
It’s subtle (gosh, did I forget a redundant T?) but you guys know what I mean.
I find it ironic but not-necessarily-surprising that the guy who was at the forefront of crowds questioning the previous president’s legitimacy is now pouting about people questioning his legitimacy; the crowd at the heart of the Birther bull$H!+ is now whining, “He’s been inaugurated already; can’t you just accept him for four years?”
As we way in IT: You’re gonna have to eat your own dog food.
And a couple questions since I’ve been avoiding news of any type since August of 2016:
CSFG?
Daughter-fucker?
–G?
An old sociology question:
What’s the difference between power and authority?
Power is the ability to make people do what you want them to do.
Authority is the legitimized ratification of power – the majority of people being directed believe you really should be issuing directions so they comply willingly; no force or duress is required to make them obey.
The Orange Shitstain
Electoral College Trump
CFSG: Cheeto-Faced Shit-Gibbon. No, you wouldn’t know that one without being told.
Daughter-fucker: He has been known to talk how his eldest daughter is so pretty, and if she weren’t his daughter he’d date her.
I tend to go with President Shitpost, given his Twitter proclivities.
I don’t know about names for the president, but his political strategy could be labelled “rope-a-grope”
I like your wife 
Toxic Trump.
But the Dems really should settle on one particular name, and let repetition work for them. And it should be a name low-information users understand and that evokes contempt or disgust.
Duane?
Based on his recent appearance, President Oddly Expanding Neck Fat or POENF for short.
IQ 45 for the win!
“Mr. T” has a certain 80’s cachet, when used in the proper place.
Sometimes “the Trumpster” is good.
I prefer Donaldnomics to Trumpanomics.