Names for our illustrious president

Since it seems like some of the Religious Right fawn over Trump like he’s the messiah for their political and social agenda, I’ll mention a name we came up with in another thread:

Evil Humperdoo

(See Preacher)

Has “mushroom dictator” been thrown out yet?

Fat Nixon

Deranged violent rhetoric.

Yes I have been honing an ability to short-circuit the statist mind if that’s what you mean.

“That is interesting jacket you have there.”
“Yes, my hat was bought in Brazil, if that’s what you mean.”

His Accidency.

Not yet, but he lost the HoR, so it could be just a matter of time…

I like Dolt 45, Dotard works too.

You can carve that on your credibility’s tombstone.

That implies he had any to begin with.

Indeed. Rather presumptuous of me, really. At best, that phrase can get added to the lengthy list that rests in the lonely rain-soaked place where WillFarnaby’s credibility would be, if it existed.

Individual-1

That. “Unindicted co-conspirator” too.

I do like “Cult45”, though.

After seeing The Caine Mutiny a few days ago, I’ve been using “President Yellowstain”. Works on a couple of levels!

“President Orangestain” works on a couple more.

“President Shitstain” also acceptable.

How about Sleeping Dog? Because you have to let them lie…

Sheets and pillowcases.

I’ve taken to referring to the dungpile as “Tan the Conman”.

A game from my childhood: Say the name, but with the first letters transposed. So you get:

Tronald Dump