“There once was a girl from Nantucket”… what’s the rest?
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
I once knew a man from Nantucket, but the stories about him were greatly exaggerated.
We had a thread on this a while back, with the Nantucket limerick and all the rest. Do a search on “Nantucket” and see what turns up.
However:
There was an old man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter, called Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
he sleeps on that pile/of newspapers/in the corner/and when he
takes off his/shoes you cannot/smell his breath
“king nicky”, archyology
Don Marquis
My dad told me different:
There was a woman from Nantucket
Who flew to the moon in a bucket.
When she got there
they asked for her fare,
So she pulled out her t*ts and said suck it.
My dad told me different:
There was a woman from Nantucket
Who flew to the moon in a bucket.
When she got there
they asked for her fare,
So she pulled out her t*ts and said suck it.
Thanks for the link Arnold! My grandfather used to recite several of those but I could only remember a few.
nantucket.org. Logical. :forehead slap:
-andros-
Cecil answered this, but I couldn’t find it in thee archives.
Yer pal,
Satan
The version I originally heard was much more risque. R-rated.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dck was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear were a cnt I could f*ck it!"
I think this is the version most people refer to, since the schitcks that use it never finish the limerick.