I am a member of the Metis Association in Canada. Our family decided it would be fun to give ourselves Native names.
I am “Running Late”.
My brother is “Throws Like a Girl”
My Cousin has a wandering eye. His name is “Looks Two Ways”
Another female Cousin with a fondness for body piercing is “Full of Holes”.
Here’s the deal -I’ll give you a name if you want me to, but you have to mention something in your request that I might be able to use. Hobbies, interests, physical characteristics, whatever you want. Just give me something to use or the name you are going to get is going to be “Two Dogs Fu**ing”.
*While Quantities Last - I ain’t doing everybody.
Let’s get a couple out of the way right now…
PCW
Pokeahotass
CanadianSue
Wounding Fish
Coldfire
Dances With Clogs
Moosiegirl
BumTooHighRunTooFast
Satan
Bends With a Smile
Ed Zotti
Chief Bansalot
Any others name suggestions are appreciated.
Just think: What would Tonto call him/her?
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Take care.
“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”
Um, let’s see…I read a lot, mainly SF and fantasy. I have a bizarre sense of humor. I listen to country music. I like cats and dragons. I have a moldy cucumber in the refrigerator.
You should be able to turn one or more of those into a name.
