Thank you muchly, Smug. 
Hopping Mad Laughing Bug - Patron Saint of Marsupials and Shampoo
I’m a tall queer linguistics major with a goatee.
Ugh!
White man music hurt chiefs’ ears.
Kat’s teepee smell like many horses sweating.
Chief think you need throw out cucumber many moons ago.
I come back, give name later.
Big Crazy Tongue
It late. Chief tired. Names getting lame.
I enjoy Ice Cream,quirky alternative bands, Kurosawa, and Cherry Coke.
I am currently frusterated with myself, because I chickened out and didn’t ask ["]http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006383.html]]( [url="http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006383.html) Shakespeare Boy out when I had the chance, and had to send him an e-mail. Oy. Be kind. There may be a Sainthood in it for ya.
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku MasterOk Smug, give it your best shot. Nothing stupid. I want something classy please. I love peoplem, love to laugh, and take care of my friends.
** I’m a 'silly little southern belle ass. Sigh. ** Original by needs2know
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Go ahead, Chief Smug.
I like cats, RPG, and am sooooo bored at work today. 
Chrisbar
St. Chrisbar: Patron Saint of Newbies who have already caught on to the fact that nothing else matters, as long as your post count is high.
Courtesy of SwimmingRiddles
Hey Chief, I’ll save you the trouble–I have already been dubbed “Tipping Rock”.
Stems from a nasty incident with the firewater.
~~Sunshine
Patron Saint of Newbies Who Don’t Expect Too Much Of the Rest of Us. Also Patron Saint of The Crappy Weather that’s been Sticking Around Swimmy’s Area Lately.
(Canonization courtesy of SwimmingRiddles)
“It’s not death I fear so much as leaving something so beautiful as life.”
I drink Rusty Nails, work on the 13th floor, and own two cats.
“…all the time believing it now came down to nothing but this chance.” – Savatage
St. Redwing, Patron Saint of hockey, workboots and small towns in Mississippi.
Tribe will now call you “Smelly Cat”
Ow! - Not nice to hit Chief Smug.
Chief go now.
Chief call you “Shining Eyes”
(Chief still hurting from “Smelly Cat”)
Hey man. I like movies, reading, sci fi, am blond and blue eyed.
I love computer games, too.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Sure you’re not collect personal pages? 
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
The tribal elders have named you
“Dancing Deer”
Chief wait for Sainthood now.
New name:
“Born With A Thud”
I’m short, I have long blonde hair, I’m shy, occassionally silly… and very new here.
“If we knew what we were doing, it would not be called research.” - Albert Einstein
Chief run low on new names.
Chief call you “Sleeping River”
Welcome to tribe new one.
Your name here will be “Pale Squirrel”
Hey, smug, H8_2_W8 is looking for a new username, how about giving him one?
Only you can prevent solipsism.
Smug know nothing about masked-man H8_2_W8.
Chief Smug W8 4 H8 2 give Smug details.
Chief hurt fingers typing that.