Why thank you smug. I have long blond hair, blue eyes, love cats, teddy bears, anything miniature, read copious amounts of SF and fantasy, and I am also part Cherokee and part Sioux. I love people, laughing and helping others. Is that enough to go on?
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
Sigh! Still waiting, smug…
Chief sorry he took so long.
Chief want to give good name to purplebear.
Purplebear is good name already.
Why you want change name?
Um… “Burning Bear”? “Laughing Bear”?
How about “Dancing Bare”? (Note spelling.)
Chief Smug welcome you to tribe, “Silent Loon”.
Thank you, smug for those names. I won’t be changing my name anytime soon, have no fear. I like Laughing Bear and Dancing Bare. Think I’ll use the latter for now. Not that I would actually do that, you understand…
Oh, wait, I probably would at that, with the right incentive. And if the lights were dim enough. 
Hmm, looks like I missed out on this one. I’d be honored to be named by smug, the namer of all things great and small.
Chief know you like game with ball and basket.
Chief will name you, “Throws Up a Brick”