[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Like what? I think the only thing I could spare would be a single kidney, and that’s barely enough for an appetizer.
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“She should quit! But not because of me. She should be like everyone else, and deal with years of humiliation and heartbreak, before being spit out the bottom of the porn industry”. -Seinfeld
[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Safe?
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I cannot even think of an unsafe legal way to earn that much in only two months.
Borrowing is the only reasonable way. I suppose you could try to get on some silly game show as long as you don’t really need the money and are just hoping to do something with it. As you know few people win 100K+ on game shows, but at least that is smarter than trying to win by gambling or illegal means.
Are you Smarter then a 5th grader? Is Fear Factor still on?
Jim
If you can break into the vault at the Bellagio, you’re golden.
In which case, could you spare a couple hundred k for me?
A few of my patients have at least transiently been able to lay hands on such sizeable amounts in short order. I’ll make some discreet inquiries and get back to you.
BTW, just how risk-averse are you? And are you allergic to lead? 
[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Safe?
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Futures dealing in currency is legal, potentially profitable and distinctly unsafe:
Futures provide an innovative array of investment tools that can help a portfolio perform in the hands of an astute investor. Speculators can also use these tools to seek the huge gains that this highly geared market provides. High potential gains usually bear high risks. Just as the leverage of the market can enormously magnify the profits, so it also magnifies the losses.
[QUOTE=silenus]
The key term here is earn. If you don’t get hung up on this one word, a whole universe of possibilities opens up.
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Who says I’m hung up about what, now?
Look, go get a bunch of new credit cards, and take out cash advances. This is not that hard, people!
Porn! That’s the answer. Shoot (heh) an assload (heh) of porn movies at night for a couple of months. They’re probably good for a few hundred a piece, right? Then you just need to do 250 at 400 dollars a piece, which only means a little over 4/day.
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]
A few of my patients have at least transiently been able to lay hands on such sizeable amounts in short order. I’ll make some discreet inquiries and get back to you.
BTW, just how risk-averse are you? And are you allergic to lead? 
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I’m solid. Totally. No worries about any of that stuff.
What do you need the money for?
What do you want to do with the money? It’s alot easier if you’re skipping the country afterwards. Not nearly so many feds on your tail.
I’m thinking kidnapping and extortion. Do you have an unmarked van?
[QUOTE=ivylass]
What do you need the money for?
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That’s my business.
Hah. Just kidding.
I want to “pay off” some “debt” that I’ve “incurred”.
[QUOTE=Aioua]
What do you want to do with the money? It’s alot easier if you’re skipping the country afterwards. Not nearly so many feds on your tail.
I’m thinking kidnapping and extortion. Do you have an unmarked van?
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II don’t have an unmarked van, but I do have a 2002 Ford Taurus sedan (silver). It’s almost literally invisible.
Go on a game show, kick some butt, and volia money to spare.
[QUOTE=ivylass]
What do you need the money for?
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The hints are all there.
It’s obvious. He’s a politician being blackmailed by a gay lover, and needs to pay him off before the Super Tuesday primaries.
[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
I want to “pay off” some “debt” that I’ve “incurred”.
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And these “people” won’t take “payments?”
What the hell did you do?
Could you become a man whore?
[QUOTE=ivylass]
And these “people” won’t take “payments?”
What the hell did you do?
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I don’t really want to get into it. Let’s just say I’m planning on “voting republican”.
Start a website and ask for money so you don’t have to kill your dog and cat, and your SO can afford not to have an abortion.
And auction off a piece of pizza that looks just like the Virgin Mary would look if she had terrible acne.
Sell prayers for $50 a pop.
Um… do you have a sister?
[QUOTE=Boscibo]
Could you become a man whore?
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Are you saying I could get women to pay to have sex with me???