Not sure what forum this should be in, so I’ll try mundane things as this is rather mundane.
I read a really funny article on uncyclopedia a few weeks ago and I want to read it again. But guess what! I have no recollection of what it was called. I vaguely remember it had a long list of comparisons, kinda, like that old joke regarding how cows are split according to various political idealogies (something like how in capitalism everyone shares in the milk profits, in fascism the government takes the cows and shoots the owners etc.). It was a really funny article. I really want to read it again. But I have a feeling it ain’t gonna happen. 
AN. AN uncyclopedia article.
No, but it was that kind of style. I’m sure it had numbers in it… damnit neurons, fire, FIRE!
Perhaps The Lightbulb Joke?
You Have Two Cows Uncyclopedia
You Have Two Cows Wikipedia
You Have Two Cows TheCapitol.net
Two Cows Aeria Gloris
(Similar lists can probably be found on various Conservative, Libertarian, and Liberal websites (with modified definitions for each).
Can I kiss you?
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows/26
From the first link - love it!
The other links are pretty good too.
D’oh! I had assumed that the “You Had Two Cows” thing wasn’t what you wanted, but was merely similar to what you wanted. The original post said that the article you wanted was “like that old joke.” In fact, it is that old joke, with embellishments.