Need euphemisms for "birthday"

I sometimes say, “Another mile on the odometer”.

That seems to imply to me that there’s only ever one of them; care to explain the history of this fascinating family phenomenon?

I like the answers so far, thanks all!

Leaving the comfort of the womb to inevitably encounter taxes and death Day. :eek:

What - you wanted snappier? :confused:

Celebrating the last time you touched your mom’s coochie.*

*Not applicable in West Virginia, Alabama, and Southern California

It may be that dad was feeling old and contemplating his mortality, but we don’t know for sure. That’s why I used the word “unknown” in my post.

As appropriate I pick from this list:

Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday

So next week at work on Mark’s birthday I will say, “Happy Tuesday Mark.”

And I will mean it.

Anniversary of one’s World Debut.

Coming-Out Day

Spawning Day

Emergence Day

Obligatory Sex Day

Last February, I celebrated my 9th (anniversary of my 40th birthday).

“Expulsion from your mom’s vagina Day!”

The exclamation point is what makes it, of course.