Need help coming up with game taunts

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So you I’m guessing a lot of you remember the old Atari game Combat. It had tank combat, plane combat and jet combat, and for class we’re doing a remake of the classic game.

Including a midi soundtrack and…

in game taunts

And I need you all to help us come up with good ones for me to record and say. My voice is pretty deep and I do a sort of movie-voice-guy type of thing. These are the sort of things, you’re playing and you press a button to play a random taunt to your opponent.

The list so far:

  • Mess with the best, die like the rest.
  • Suckah
  • BOOM
  • Yo Momma’s so fat, I can’t miss
  • Neener Neener Neener
  • You suck
  • You’ve got mail… AND IT’S A BULLET

So what can you all come up with?

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How about…

Well that was bloody brilliant!

It’s official - you suck.

You can’t win - go back to Everquest where you belong.

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“Suck my… JUSTICE!”

“Don’t sing it… BRING IT!”
a myriad of Evil Dead lines… like “Come get some!”
Tombstone stuff… “I’m your huckleberry”

“You gonna do something… or just stand there and bleed?”
more later.

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“My Grandmother plays better than you.”

“How does THAT piece of lead taste?”

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to do that. (long pause here) YES I DID!”

“How does it feel to be pushing up the daisies?”

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[Nelson]Ha ha![/Nelson]

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Ya Momma! Dat’s right… I said Ya Momma!

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[Josey Wales]
“You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?”
“Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’ boy.”
[/Josey Wales]

and…you must include something from the French Taunter (especially good if you can muster up an oooouuuutrageous French accent).
“I fart in your general direction.”
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

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Spoooooooooooooooon!

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Not the face!
From the movie Gangs of New York

Whoopsie Daisies!

From Kill Bill

THAT"S WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING WITH THE YAKUZA NOW GO HOME TO YOUR MOTHER!

Or

Those of you still alive may go. But leave your arms and legs where they are. They belong to me.

Pulp Fiction
Have you ever read Ezekial 25:17?
It means you’re the weak and I’m the tryany of evil men.

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I forgot one that I learned from Scylla
I kill you filthy!

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“HOO-AH!!!”

“You should’ve stuck with checkers”

“Good night, peasant”

“You talking to me??”

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Hell yes.

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How about:

“I burning your dog!”

or

Gotcha ya!

Maybe a Homer style “WOOHOO!”

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“I gotcher weapon of mass destruction…IN MY PANTS!”

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You beat me to it :slight_smile:

–Did you hear something?
–Smell that? That’s cuz I’m/You’re the shit!
–GOT THAT BAD MAMMA JAMMA (stolen from Might & Magic VII)
–OK, for real this time…
–No wait, wait… (Howie Mandell)
–C’mere Lassie, I got a bone for ya!

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[Bill Cosby]
What was that…a mosquito?
[/BC]

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Sticking with Doper cliches:

“Ah, that was a 1920s death ray!”

“Fucko off!”

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You want taunts? Look no further than the taunt file in Scorched Earth.

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My favorite:

“How appropriate; you fight like a cow.”

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“Wake up… time to die.”

"Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie… " (sing this… it’s from an episode of Just Shoot Me, it’s funny)

“I’ll be back.”