Need help coming up with game taunts

Name one of your characters Jar-Jar, and have him say:

“Yousa Gonna Die Now!”

“Suck blazing [blank] death!”

(Any number of things can be used in place of [blank]. Such as, but not limited to, “atomic”;“steel”;“electric,” etc.)

“I’m the god! I’M THE GOD!”

“Go back to Berkeley, ya stinkin’ hippie!”

“When ya get to Hell, tell 'em I sent ya!”

“Lutscht Neutronen, ihr Hippie Weicheier!”

“Taste my Steel, peasant!”

“Your mother didn’t have any complaints last night!”

“Here, kitty-kitty-kitty…”
*
“Lo, I am become death, destroyer of worlds.”

“Through me you pass to eternal pain…I am your way to the city of woe.”*

::Hissed:: “I see yooou!”

“C’mon you ape, you wanna live forever?”
Or the two classics…

“You’re terminated!” and “Hasta la vista…baby.

Or the new classic…

"Hurry, hurry, HURRY!"

From Tombstone:

“I’m coming! And Hell’s coming with me!”

“Skin that smoke wagon and go to work!”

From For the Man Who Has Everything

“Which of you would it be polite to kill first?”

“How about a little fire, scarecrow?!”

“Your ears are ringing. Answer them!”

I can’t believe nobody has yet said:

"All your base are mine."

Dude, it’s “All your base are belong to us”

So do you like any of these?

Medic!!!

All that and not an “I’m your huckleberry”?

Before everyone gets bent, I didn’t write this line, I’m just passing it on: “Tonight you die. Tomorrow we rape your women.” That’s from a Tom Clancy novel, I think Clear and Present Danger.

Some tank exploding events.

Tank go BOOM.
Boom, BABY.
BOOM, BOOM, KABOOM
K to the A to the mother fucking BOOM
Dried, rolled, and smmmooooked
Worked
Damage…major damage

:smack: D’oh! :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:

It had already been posted.

Zebra - Heck yeah, we’re loving all these ideas. I’m going to the radio station to record a lot of these Monday morning.

D’oh! That was what came to my mind when I saw this thread. I’m always too late. :rolleyes:

Just two, one the roommate and I use in a game with a level set in Soviet Russia:

[boris and natasha accent]
Die! Die for Mother Russia
[/boris and natasha]

This one in a box because it’s very offensive to some. A friend of a friend coined it after being walloped in chess of all things and taking it badly. It’s now a running joke with my friends.

To be shouted as loud as possible:

I will RAPE your children!

Classic “I am teh Win, U R teh Lose”. I’ve always hated this one just because its so damn annoying.

Howabout:

“Put that in your pipe and smoke it johnny!”

(I can’t believe I referencing David Spade)
And you arrrrrrrrre?
And this is refering toooo?

This is your tank. This is your tank on drugs. Any questions?
KaPLagh! (that Klingon word for success {I think it means success})
Maybe you sould try that pratice mode.
(from an 40 film noir, spoken very quickly and matter of factly)

The cat’s in the bag and the bag’s in the river.

From The Critic:

“You want a piece of me, fatboy? I’ll spork your ass!”

[Duke Nukem Pinball voice]
Your ass is grass…and I’m the lawnmower!
[/duke nukem pinball]

You put the “tank” in “stank”.

OK, next round, try it WITH your glasses on.

If your daddy’s aim is as bad as yours, I’m surprised you’re here at all!

Gotcha ya!

Get him off me, somebody!

I eat your momma’s pussy with breakfast.

“I kill you, and I take your power.” (from War Gods on N64)