“Prepare to meet Kali…in HELL!”
“Your powers are weak, old man.”
“loser”
“when come back, bring pie.”
Behold! My Kung-Fu is stronger than yours!
Today is a good do to die… FOR YOU!
Someone set you up the bomb!
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (From the Princess Bride)
I hope your girlfriend is into necrophilia.
(I came up with that one on my own.)
You’ve got good game… FOR ME TO POOP ON! - Triumph
“I’m CRUSHING your head! Crush! Crush! you are a FLATHEAD!”
“Aww, baby fall down go boom.”
“Couns’lerrr…c’mout c’mout wherever yew arrrrrre…”
Do you know what happens when a toad is struck by lightning
From They Live:
“I have come here to kick ass and chew gum… And I’m all out of bubblegum.”
It’s a little long (best if said slowly), but it’s sooooo coooooool.
“Let’s dance, you and I!”
“‘Yippie-ki-ay,’ motherfucka!”
“Alpha…Mike…Foxtrot.”
Re: Hitchhiker’s Guide
Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood…(repeat for the duration of the game).
From Feet of Clay
Today is a good day for someone else to die!
If you don’t stop hitting my fist with your face I’m gonna get pissed!
Root for their team overenthusiastically and sarcastically. Works great for beer pong at least.
Trying to invent a few…
You d’ man, I’m d’ Tiger and you d’ lunch.
I am your gateway to hell.
If you want to repent your sins, then start praying and pray fast.
You’re lucky that I’m pretty, cause I’m the last thing you’ll ever see.
I OWN you!
You are my bitch… stop crying.
I will SMITE thee!
“Motherland!” (from that ol’ endoftheworld.com animation)
ron, are you gonna tell us which ones you end up picking? I’m really curious.
You should also just do the classic
Naaa Na–na naaaaa naaa
Maybe get an annoying child to do it for you.
I got a few
If you can’t stand the heat, you won’t like my flamethrower.
I got a six-pack of whupass, and we’re about to have a kegger.
Here comes more lead than a South Central debate.
I was cleaning my catbox and found your skills.
From Revelations:
And I looked, and behold, a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and hell followed with him.
Since we’re dealing with a remake of a classic arcade game, here’s a few I came up with:
“Go back to playing Pong!”
“Yo’ mama works in a penny arcade!”
“You’ve been de-res’ed!”
And the classic:
“Chicken! Fight like a robot!” (Must be recorded with a synthesized, mechanical voice.)
I’m Godzilla… AND YOU’RE JAPAN!
You gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite?
Sit down Waldo!