Need to find a small, cheap bird statue, any thoughts?

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My MIL started a game with me a while ago. She had received, for Christmas, from Uncle Lenny (he is pretty strange) an ugly little bird statue. It’s a carved and painted thing stuck to a round piece of wood with a twig, moss and some stones glued around it.

We had a great laugh over it and she passed it to me for my birthday. Now I need to return it for her birthday, the problem being my three year old got ahold of it and “loved” it to death, snapping it’s little legs. I have tried to fix it to no avail.

Please help me find something similar so I can return the “favor”.

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Anything here close to what you’re looking for?

If not, my only advice is to check with eBay.

Happy hunting.

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Um, I have lots of bird figurines, but none of them are ugly. :wink: I’d be glad to send you one – they’re going to a consignment store soon anyway.

Some of my bird salt & peppers verge on ugly, especially the Hekyll & Jekyll-looking ones.

e-mail’s in my profile, if you’re interested. I’ll pick the ugliest one.

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Just the thing! Cheap, and ugly.

The Origami Hummingbird Decoy!

Tris

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I have this hideous thing. You would have to add your own stones and moss. Email is in my profile if you want the thing.

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Talk to Guttman and his gunsels. He’s got one made of the stuff dreams are made of.

Count your change, though.

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Most dollar stores are filled to the rafters with bird statues that look like ass. That, and tube socks.

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Dollar Tree or any of the Everything’s A Dollar type stores has tons of cheap-ass figuines like you’re looking for. I teased my wife about shopping for a present there, and told her I wanted a figurine of a clown with a fishing pole. As of yet, we’ve not found one, but we’re still looking.

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I think you should return it in the condition it’s in, or fix the broken parts in a very sloppy, obvious manner.

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Bingo. Goodwill and the Salvation Army spring to mind, or any thrift store.

Or something like these:
Chirp

Tweet

Twitter

Squawk

Sing

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Any toy store will have a bathtub duck. You can ask the drug store if they have any Peeps left.

Just remember what the birdwatcher told me. You have to take the twitter with the tweet.