Neighborly Obligations- What Would you Do?

[China_Guy]

@Melbourne

Not my relatives. They’re required to graciously turn down your offer for ever . I’m required to find a way to circumvent their gracious refusals. (Because they’re relatives of my wife, they get to feel graciously superior about having won the battle. I’ve read about people who feel cheated and angry when they win, but that’s not my personal experience.)

bwahahahahahahahaha. This is awesome. Going full gweiloh so it’s a win-win for everyone.