“Alien ships are everywhere! Seethruart was right!”
“Does somebody want to get that extension cord out of the shot?”
“I’m king of the moooooon!!”
“Major Armstrong, you’ve just become the first man to walk on the moon. What are you going to do now?”
“I’m going to Disneyland!”
First words:
This moon landing brought to you in association with McDonalds® McMoonburger™; “I’m landin’ on it!™®”
First text message:
“On Moon. Its gr8. C U L8r.”
First blog:
“0h My 9O0000<l!!! +hi5 i$ S0 KE//7!!!11 MO0N j00 4RE pw3ned!!!11”
Either
“What the hell did I just step in?”
Or
“AAAIEIEIRRRIRGGGHH…”, then turn off the mike and fall down. About thirty seconds later, stand back up, turn the mike back on and say, “Made ya look!!!”.
Eddie Izzard has a great routine where he jokes about Armstrong looking off camera and screaming about monsters and being captured.
I have no trouble remembering when the moon landing was. My parents watched from the hospital, my birthday was Sunday. I can always tell 1969, sometimes I have to count out to remember how many years ago it was though.
I’m 36 freaking years old, how the hell did that happen?
You can actually hear Armstrong pause twice during the speech, as if he realizes he made a mistake. Therefore, the first words on the moon would be:
“That’s one small step for man…one…oh, shit! I messed up. Can we do it again?”
We like the mooooon coz it is close to us.
“pwned.”
Okay, so I stole that Futile Gesture. But I think that would stand alone.
*"Warriors… come out and play.
Waaaaaariooooors…"*
“Well this was a big waste of time. What in the hell was JFK thinkin’?”
“Oh man! This would be a great place for a Starbuck’s!”
But you wouldn’t be able to hear the clink of the bottles in the virtually nonexistent atmosphere.
How about this; assuming we actually go forth with a mission to the Moon, what will the first astronaut to return to the Moon say?
I’m guessing it’ll be something like “摔打您对它, 美国傻瓜!”
:smack:
Stranger
“It looks like a dirty beach.”
Viva la Bam on the moon: “Hey, I’m gonna write my name in the dust—” —zzzippssSSHHH— “—AAAAAAUUUGHHH!”
Well, there’s always the old standard
“Do you have Prince Albert in a can?”
“Planet Earth, you’ve been PUNKED!”
“Duh. Duhduh. Duhduhduhduh. Duhduhduhduh.”
“Eat shit, Bart Sibrel!”