Yeah, I figure plenty of people are into beastiality, but produce is getting quite neglected. So I’ll do and apple, namely, the Big Apple. Yup, I’m doing NYC and the umpteen trillion people that live there.
Here’s the scoop: I’m getting assigned to a job in the City next week. Any Nyawckers up for showing an innocent country lad around that big, scary place? Can I attend the occasional Thurday soiree?
Ah, this is going to be fun. <wicked, evil, mischievous grin>
Nen, I think bowling was proposed next week. Down in the Village, I believe (Bowl-Mor?). We can probably find you. Where will you be? Financial district, midtown, Brooklyn, Queens, etc?
Send me an email when you get here- I’m always up for a trip into the city. I’d be happy to give you a tour!
Oh, not so, not so. A quick search on Google, whose results I cannot post here, revealed that vegetable sex is alive and well. The cucumber and gourd families are doing quite well, as a matter of fact.
And yeah, I guess I can spare you some time when you get to NY. 
lurkernomore, I start the gig in Queens on Thursday, so I’m not sure if I’ll be able to make it to the festivities that night. I’m not sure what the first day at the job will entail. I’ll keep my eyes on that thread and let you know when I’m game.
Wonko The Sane, If you didn’t catch it, I’ll be arriving on Thursday. I’ll keep you posted when things smooth out.
Maeglin, naturally, members of the cucumber and gourd families are doing quite well. They are to vegetables as scorpios are to astrology. Did I mention that I’m a scorpio? But, don’t you think apples are a wee bit on the neglected side? I’m not sure whether I should make a pun about golden delicious apples or granny smiths here…ew.
That was disgusting, even for you.
And if you’r such a scorpio, why aren’t you rich, eh?
Broadway on Broadway. Sunday September 9th, Times Square. Free concert, starts at 11:30 but get there early (like 9:00).
Even if you are not really into musicals, it’s quite an experience!
Moi? Disgusting? Eh, maybe. I’m a dirty, young man slowly becoming a dirty, old man. One has to have dreams.
Hey, I’m working on it, dammit! Now where’d that sugar-momma go…
Annie-Xman, thanks for the tip, but is that a matinee or a night event?