Cheetos were intimately involved with my first episode of sea sickness. On the bright side, I found that I could chum and fish at the same time.
However, I fear that it in the end, it was just aversion conditioning. Decades later, I still can’t stand to be anywhere near those things.
Hell, my mom does that.
Yell at you or eat popcorn like a frog? 
If the latter, your mother is a strange and wonderful-sounding woman.
Clearly, there is no love for the crunchy Cheetos in this thread.
I guess I’ll be going, then… Enjoy your puffs… Weirdos.
Don’t go! I call cheese puffs “cheese poopies,” to the eternal annoyance of my son.
Mmmmm! Crunchy Cheetos! The first one consumed is instant time travel – I’m back at the snack bar at the swimming pool. Mom and Dad never brought Cheetos home from the grocery store, so that 10¢ bag was ambrosia.
Alas, not often enough. 
Especially not while flying an X-Wing.
I eat foods this way too seodoa. I don’t want to get my fingers greasy. I’ve become quite good with my tongue out of not wanting to touch messy foods.
I much prefer the crunchy Cheeto’s. The Dollar store near where I used to live in Chicago used to have the blue cans every so often, and I would stock up. And one day I was shopping at Jewel and the lady in front of me had a whole shopping cart full of them… the store had them at 2/$1 closeout sale, so she just grabbed the entire display cart! The sign was still in the cart. I managed to talk her into letting me have four or five of them…
Wal-Mart used to have a white cheddar cheese puff that was out of this world. Sadly, they haven’t carried them for years.
The schools don’t allow our kids to bring Cheetos as a snack. Gee. I wonder why. 
Officially signed up myself. I can’t beleive I forgot about those… they were by far the best!
I meant the latter, although she’s been known to do the former as needed.
Guy goes to see his doctor
Doc What seems to be the problem?
Guy My willy has turned orange.
Doc Hmm, I’d better have a look.
Doc examines willy
Doc That’s very strange. You say it turned that way recently, has your lifestyle changed in any way?
Guy Well, I recently retired. I have no real hobbies so spend most of the day eating Cheetos and watching porn.
Did you know you can sing the title to this thread to this song?
The Cheetos used to be my appetizer.
The licking of cheesy fingers was the main course. Anyone do the tooth rake over fingers thingie to capture the last of the cheesy goodness?
When I lose many more pounds, I’m going to have some Cheetos.
Your post gave me a flashback to the scene in The Last Dragon in which Leroy is at the movies eating popcorn with chopsticks.
YES!!! :o 
I was also fond of the Planters Cheez Balls. My grandparents always had a big can of them in the kitchen.
Also, never put that full glass of water (or what have you) on your under-desk-slide-out keyboard tray. And then push in the tray.
I’m just sayin’