I’ve tried to cut down in less healthy snacks. But sometimes I enjoy crunchy cheese things. Just back from the gym; felt I deserved some, and so my fingers now have traces of orange crud.
Looking at the packet, I notice Chester Cheetah is mainly orange but his paws (and arms) are white. This seems very unfortunate, even inconvenient, given his specific addiction, but I also wonder if this was intentional or ironic. Many people obsessed with cheezies probably often wash their hands. So why not?
That reminds me of a joke…
Which joke became a reality at my company, where we had an online training kiosk setup. One morning we found it with “x” plus the name of a cute furry pet in the browser, and Cheetos strewn on the counter and floor. My boss asked if we had some idea on how to find the culprit.
Thanks. Now I want Cheetos.
Are we sure that Chester Cheetah eats Cheetos with his hands/paws?
Yes. That was very mean of the OP. I already had my max cheat of the day and am not proud of myself over it.
If I remember my sniglets correctly, the orange Cheeto residue on your fingers is called “cheedle”.
Good point. Anthropomorphism aside, my dog only used his paws when using chopsticks or eating finger food.
Cheetahs don’t have retractable claws, but they do have claws. If he uses his claws, it would keep his fur clean.
Hey.
Oh, wait there is a tool I’ve seen somewhere for picking up Cheetos.
The puffy ones would work with a tooth pick
I also want Cheetos now, dammit. Years of fairly healthy eating have seen my taste for a lot of junk food disappear (or I think I want it, but then when I taste it, it isn’t nearly as good as I remembered), but crunchy Cheetos - now those I still crave, and when I indulge they are just as scrumptious as always.
Whoever calibrated the “bliss point” for Cheetos deserves whatever the food industry equivalent of the Nobel Prize is.
When I eat them, the problem is not mainly cheese on the nails, but slightly more proximally.
Bear in mind that non known incident of a cheetah killing a human has ever been recorded. This could be a good pitch for making Battle for the Planet of the Cheetahs “Cheetah killed Man! Cheetah killed Man.”
Or a Tarzan movie with the traditional ending shot:
“Boy, Jane! Look at Cheetah!”
(chimp with Cheetos bag on head)
“Hahahahaha!”
Yep. Cheetos has reached legendary 42
Maybe he uses chopsticks.
I’ve just realized. My swiss army knife has the perfect tool for picking up Cheetos. That pointy awl blade. Yep. Imma genius.
(There’s tweezers for the crunchy Cheetos lovers)
I like Cheesy Poofs.
Learned his technique with pricky pears, perhaps.
I like a nice cheese ball.
