When come back, all your cat’s missing dollar smells of a duck’s echogry.
Mmmmmmm…squid pie…
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[sub]Please don’t forget to tip Og on the way out, or he may smite your foreskin.[/sub]
That’s what Test Farts are for.
I have been reading this thread with my hand holding my nose shut, as it was the only way I could avoid having my coworker stare at me as I snorted and giggled my way through it. 
Thanks, guys.
Dem Test Fart Pilots sure is brave.
The Right Puff?
Your daughter deserves a medal.
Does it taste like Chinese Turnip Cake?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=170870
I got better.
What do we do with farts?
Burn 'em!
I was going to add, “…in a bathtub of ice…” but no… That would be gilding the gold or painting the lilly… Your summary is perfect. May I worship you?
Trinopus
Actually, I like that addition:
When come back, all your cat’s missing dollar smells of a duck’s echogry in a bath of ice…
Please feel free to add/modify (in as concise form as possible).
All your duck farts are mine!
All of your fuck darts are belonging of us now! Unhand my sphincter, minion!
Now that’s funny.
It also sounds like the worst catch line from the worst Arnold Schwazenegger movie.
[ahnold]
Now it’s your turn to taste the foht.
[/ahnold]
Oh, and I meant to add that you should be careful about how you pull in your Johnson account.
This maybe the funniest question in the history of the universe. You are… something special lieu. Something special.
Hah! Og can’t smite my foreskin – I’ve already been circumcised! 
I realize that this thread isn’t that old but it smells kind of ripe.