Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30

[CLee]

You wrote this just now, didn’t you? Your answer is right over here in the other thread.

@Mrmanface

Aside from the obvious biological qualities…

Women can be incredibly stupid and do lots of stupid shit. They’re much more focused on sex, in everything but having actual sexual intercourse. They’re just incomprehensibly moronic at times, they can be shallow to the extent that you wonder is there anyone home inside her head beside a fluttering mess of hormones and social conditioning, but we love them for it and the world would be a whole lot shittier without them.

I love all the stupid stuff that women do and the way that even when they go to the gym, they must wear matching colors. They must do their hair and not only that have a set group of rotating work outfits. Then they carry around bottles of water, but don’t sweat and walk on the tread mill while reading Cleo articles about god knows what pointless crap.

I don’t hate women. I don’t think women have less of an intellectual capacity than men. I just think that overall they prefer not to use it and prefer to focus on pictures of puppies on the internet and ways to make their own puppies look more appealing.

When I think of the woman I one day dream to marry I don’t think of someone who can beat me at chess, I think of a warm, warm hearted individual who do all of the motherly/wifey things that make women so special. There is a lot to be said about a woman’s attention to detail and baking is also just so damned sexy.

Sexiest thing a woman can do for me, bake me a cake. Save the political analogies for your girlfriends