So it’s okay for YOU to be out of shape then, but not for her. Gotchya.
Well according to both of us, yes. By “out of shape” we mean the size of her belly - not how aerobically fit she is.
I’d post here again but seeing as how many times Clay’s wife’s belly has been mentioned I died from alcohol poisoning quite a while ago.
She just said “I’m alright looking. Have you got a pretty baby? I’m joking!”
JohnClay, quit it with this constant schtick about your lady. It’s getting mighty tired, and I for one am really over it. Even though you claim your mental-health issues are things of the past, your obsessive preoccupation on these boards tell another story.
Get a new hobby or something, m’kay?
I vote in favor of occasional updates. Enquiring minds and all.
Constant? I hadn’t posted about my wife for about a day or so…
Ok what mental illness from DSM does that mean I have?
My postings on the Internet about my wife would take maybe an hour in a day at the most… usually only a few minutes.
BTW this forum is for “frank exchanges of views on less-than-cosmic topics”…
My wife is a less-than-cosmic topic.
If this bothers you so much why not just stop reading it all? Trying to stop me from posting about my wife is a waste of time.
unsubscribing
My wife used to be extremely popular in high school. Many guys had crushes on her but she was only attracted to some of them. She came first in athletic events. People said she was an 8 or a 9. People called her “the body”. Anyway what if I had gotten together with her when she was younger? She might have still gotten schizophrenia and then gotten a belly due to the medication. It would have been like her attractiveness went downhill but it least in my experience she’s been about the same the whole time. In fact her personality has opened right up to me and I feel closer to her.
Your loss.
I’m not usually one to pick on somebody for their looks, but I legitimately can’t stop laughing that the flabby man in that picture 1: is acting like he’s some sort of stud who can go out and slay bitches and 2: has the audacity to call anybody but himself a 5.
Further, am I the only one who saw this?
So many things. So many.
1: He’s bragging that 13 year old children want to bang him. That’s weird as hell.
2: He’s actually suggesting that teenage girls are just jumping at the chance to talk about what a hottie he is, man boobs and all. *Please. * Sure, teenage girls often find older dudes hot, but it’s usually dudes like Hugh Jackman or David Beckham, not the pudgy pasty guy their teacher married.
My wife thinks something like that about me but I think she’s the best I can do… i.e. I doubt I could “slay” other women. BTW I have better pictures of my stomach - ones where I have a flat stomach (breathing in a bit) but I wanted to show that I have a bit of a belly myself.
If I do think I’m a “stud”, why would I tell people I could only find a 5?
How can you talk on behalf of EVERY teenage girl there is… some are different, just like how me and my wife are different. BTW my wife sometimes raves how gorgeous certain girls are… it doesn’t mean she wants to bang them.
Dude, no adult brags about 12 year olds finding them attractive.
Just…no.
No kidding. Even Sandusky had the decency to keep the bragging to a minimum.
You should have seen the way this 8 year old was looking at me the other day. He totally wanted to bone me, you could just see it in his eyes.
Please. At Target the other day, this 4 year old boy in line behind me called me “a pretty lady” to his mom. I am the hottest.
This afternoon she sent me the following message
Later she said “I’m your hottie”. I said “yeah” or “yep” and she repeated “I’m your hottie”. Then she said “you’re very sexy” and that I couldn’t help it. Hmmm… she wants me to say that she’s my “hottie”… i.e. that she is objectively very good looking… I was going to say she’s “hot stuff” which doesn’t really mean the same thing.
You could say something about her not smelling bad when she’s hot and sweaty. And you can boogie around the room singing Smooth Operator.