Never put a penis.........

[OtakuLoki]

[QUOTE=grosenthol]
You sure about that one? I, for one, am a pretty big fan of my sexual partners not being, y’know, not currently alive.
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grosenthol, you seem to have missed that my list was for objects being inserted into the penis, not objects one might insert a penis into. A hijack from the point of the OP, but still I think a valid one.

If you want a live garter snake fingerling in your penis, that’s fine - but it’s not something I want to hear about…

[Darkmoor]

[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]
grosenthol, you seem to have missed that my list was for objects being inserted into the penis, not objects one might insert a penis into. A hijack from the point of the OP, but still I think a valid one.

If you want a live garter snake fingerling in your penis, that’s fine - but it’s not something I want to hear about…
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:eek: You’re right, I did miss that departure from the OP. I’m going to go cleanse my mind in fire now…